*** VD 13 Commentary Thread ***

[Ken]

After Aaron Nola wins 30 games this season... how long before he's draftable?

Seven.

[The Feral Slasher]

Seven.

I disagree

[Bene Futuis]

cripes, just found out my niece's first communion is on that Saturday... apparently this is an important occasion in the catholic church... as a prostitute (my brother's pronouncement of protestants when we were younger) I just went up in a member's only jacket and tie, and knocked that shit out... but it sounds like a big rigmarole to my catholic inlaws... there may even be a party afterwards. Regardless... getting in SF that evening is top of my agenda. I'll let you know timing of said event and possible party.

The practice of pretend cannibalism. Communion is weird.

[Bene Futuis]

When I first moved out here, I got extremely freaked out by the Ash Wednesday forehead folks. Also very weird stuff for an outsider.

[johnnya24]

Hey Johnny, I can never remember... Liam is a bigger dickhead than Noel, right?

Not Liam. In the early 90's I'd buy any magazine that had Noel Gallagher interview. Dude's funny AF.

[heyelander]

Not Liam. In the early 90's I'd buy any magazine that had Noel Gallagher interview. Dude's funny AF.

Did you post something from that series earlier? Otherwise, I just found it a couple of weeks ago and was watching a bunch of them. Pretty funny stuff.

That question came up because RJEL Girl was watching some HBO special on George Michaels and Liam was one of the people she was interviewing. She said she couldn't understand a word he said. I saw them back in... hmmm... the early 2000s? and had the same reaction... I knew the words, but he would chat up the crowd in between songs and I had no fucking clue what he was saying.

[heyelander]

After Aaron Nola wins 30 games this season... how long before he's draftable?

Err... I meant Eflin... when Eflin wins 30 games...

Nice that the Phillies have an E, N, and V starting for them this year.

[Bene Futuis]

Since 2010, Joey Votto has popped out to an infielder only eight (!!!!!) times. If he'd been popping up at league average, he would have popped up 534 times during that same timeframe. He has never popped up to a pitcher, catcher, or 1B in his career. Holy freakin' shitballs!

[heyelander]

Since 2010, Joey Votto has popped out to an infielder only eight (!!!!!) times. If he'd been popping up at league average, he would have popped up 534 times during that same timeframe. He has never popped up to a pitcher, catcher, or 1B in his career. Holy freakin' shitballs!

that's pretty freaky.

[Bene Futuis]

that's pretty freaky.

Shitbally, even.

[Bene Futuis]

A whole thread about happiness and no one has even posted the Conan the Barbarian quote yet? Newbs.

[Bene Futuis]

A whole thread about happiness and no one has even posted the Conan the Barbarian quote yet? Newbs.

Oh wait, that was regarding the purpose of life and not happiness.

I have gazed too long into the newb abyss and now it gazes back into me.

[Bene Futuis]

Oh wait, that was regarding the purpose of life and not happiness.

I have gazed too long into the newb abyss and now it gazes back into me.

I should have stuck with my first major - Philosophy. Sure, you become unemployable but those classes are fucking awesome.

[heyelander]

I really dislike Sanders, and it has 100% to do with his most ardent supporters on this board.

[The Feral Slasher]

I really dislike Sanders, and it has 100% to do with his most ardent supporters on this board.

I will try to tone it down, sorry