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  • Kevin Seitzer
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    • Jan 2011
    • 9175

    And third time's a charm for Suarez, swing and miss, strike three. Inning over, we go the eighth.
    "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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    • Kevin Seitzer
      All Star
      • Jan 2011
      • 9175

      Spencer Strider and his mustache enter the game for the Bravos.
      "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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      • Kevin Seitzer
        All Star
        • Jan 2011
        • 9175

        Apparently tonight is Star Wars night at the ole ballpark.
        "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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        • Kevin Seitzer
          All Star
          • Jan 2011
          • 9175

          Here we are granted another frame of baseball...what will it bring?
          "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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          • Kevin Seitzer
            All Star
            • Jan 2011
            • 9175

            99 mph juuust misses, ball one. And 99 again, fouled back.
            "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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            • Kevin Seitzer
              All Star
              • Jan 2011
              • 9175

              Back with the heater, this one touches 100. Fouled off again, 1-2.
              "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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              • Kevin Seitzer
                All Star
                • Jan 2011
                • 9175

                And Strider pumps in 99 down and away. Ump rings up Cronenworth, strike three
                "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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                • Kevin Seitzer
                  All Star
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 9175

                  Two straight sliders to Profar. He's way out front on the first one, takes the second for a ball.
                  "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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                  • Kevin Seitzer
                    All Star
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 9175

                    Fastball for a strike, and 100 mph cheese high for a ball, and then 100 mph fouled off. Count stands even 2-2.
                    "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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                    • Kevin Seitzer
                      All Star
                      • Jan 2011
                      • 9175

                      Another fastball fouled off over the Padres dugout, and then a three-hopper out to Albies, over to first for the out.
                      "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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                      • Kevin Seitzer
                        All Star
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 9175

                        11 pitches for Strider so far, 8 for strikes, here comes Machado.
                        "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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                        • Kevin Seitzer
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                          • Jan 2011
                          • 9175

                          Swings through a fastball for strike one, takes a fastball up for a ball. And now a fastball on the outside black, Machado swings through for strike two.
                          "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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                          • Kevin Seitzer
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                            • Jan 2011
                            • 9175

                            101 up and in, Machado goes down swinging. Inning over.
                            "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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                            • Kevin Seitzer
                              All Star
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 9175

                              Nola greets the new pitcher Steven Wilson on the mound, and they get synced up on their sign cards.
                              "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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                              • Kevin Seitzer
                                All Star
                                • Jan 2011
                                • 9175

                                Warmups are complete, ump dusts off the dish, here comes William "Big Willy" Contreras....
                                "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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