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  • Kevin Seitzer
    All Star
    • Jan 2011
    • 9175

    Stranglehold by Ted Nugent playing as Will Smith enters for the top of the 7th inning....
    "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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    • Kevin Seitzer
      All Star
      • Jan 2011
      • 9175

      Hosmer singles to center on a soft liner over the head of the second baseman. Was a 1-1 pitch. Apologies for missing those first two.
      "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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      • Kevin Seitzer
        All Star
        • Jan 2011
        • 9175

        Luke Voit stands in and takes a curveball on the outside black for strike one. Fouls off a slider for strike two.
        "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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        • Kevin Seitzer
          All Star
          • Jan 2011
          • 9175

          Lays off a back-foot slider in the dirt and then swings through 92-mph heat at the top of the zone, heads back to the dugout to take a seat.
          "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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          • Kevin Seitzer
            All Star
            • Jan 2011
            • 9175

            Fastball middle down, called strike one on Wil Myers. Swings through a fastball over the middle for strike two.
            "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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            • Kevin Seitzer
              All Star
              • Jan 2011
              • 9175

              Broken-bat single through the open right side for the second baserunner of the inning. Padres are mounting a threat with Ha-Seong Kim coming to the plate.
              "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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              • The Feral Slasher
                MVP
                • Oct 2011
                • 13396

                Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer
                Lays off a back-foot slider in the dirt and then swings through 92-mph heat at the top of the zone, heads back to the dugout to take a seat.
                That's dissappointing
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                Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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                The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
                George Orwell, 1984

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                • Kevin Seitzer
                  All Star
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 9175

                  Curveball misses. Ball one.
                  "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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                  • The Feral Slasher
                    MVP
                    • Oct 2011
                    • 13396

                    Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer
                    Broken-bat single through the open right side for the second baserunner of the inning. Padres are mounting a threat with Ha-Seong Kim coming to the plate.
                    organ plays.....wait, maybe not
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                    Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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                    The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
                    George Orwell, 1984

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                    • Kevin Seitzer
                      All Star
                      • Jan 2011
                      • 9175

                      Now a slider misses outside. Ball two.
                      "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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                      • Kevin Seitzer
                        All Star
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 9175

                        Oooh, boy. Kim launches one into the Padres bullpen. Friars are back in front.
                        "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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                        • Kevin Seitzer
                          All Star
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 9175

                          Originally posted by The Feral Slasher
                          organ plays.....wait, maybe not
                          Now the organ plays.
                          "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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                          • Kevin Seitzer
                            All Star
                            • Jan 2011
                            • 9175

                            Nola launches a fastball to dead center. Duvall hauls it in on the track for out number two.
                            "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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                            • Kevin Seitzer
                              All Star
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 9175

                              Another 1-0 fastball, this one hit by Azocar to dead center, also, but falling into Duvall's glove a little short the track. Inning mercifully ends.
                              "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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                              • Kevin Seitzer
                                All Star
                                • Jan 2011
                                • 9175

                                Crowd with a rousing chorus of Take Me Out to the Ballgame, now the strains of Garth Brooks' Friends in Low Places are echoing through the speakers....
                                "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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