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  • heyelander
    MVP
    • Jan 2011
    • 10398

    woah! Seadog Sighting!
    I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...

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    • hacko
      Welcome to the Big Leagues, Kid
      • Jan 2011
      • 2348

      Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer
      I milked cows for 7 years when I lived on my buddies farm ( between his marriages and before mine.) It was when I was teaching and coaching basketball so I milked every other Sunday with him letting his brother and son have the day off, in the summers and when ever I was able to . Milking at 4:30 am when still shitfaced from the night before is an experience.
      Cows like people have different personality,brains and quirks. Some are neat/ clean as a whistle while others literally lay down in the shit pile. I had one feud with one cow ( stubby because he had no tail) that bitch would kick me everyday, but never the same way. Once why chaining them up in the stall - next time while I was cleaning the teats, maybe the next time she waited while I was dipping the teats after milking… she even had the brains to wait sometime to when I was done with her and moved on to the cow next to her then “bam” here come the kick. I got my revenge- butchered her and ate her!!!!!

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      • Bene Futuis
        All Star
        • Jan 2011
        • 5175

        Originally posted by hacko
        I had one feud with one cow ( stubby because he had no tail) that bitch would kick me everyday, but never the same way.
        Milking a he cow must have been quite the experience. Surprised he didn't offer to buy you dinner instead of kicking you.
        More American children die by gunfire in a year than on-duty police officers and active duty military.

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        • heyelander
          MVP
          • Jan 2011
          • 10398

          Originally posted by Bene Futuis
          Milking a he cow must have been quite the experience. Surprised he didn't offer to buy you dinner instead of kicking you.
          damn... you really know how to shut down conversations here. Maybe show some fuckin' decorum once in a while.
          I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...

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          • Bene Futuis
            All Star
            • Jan 2011
            • 5175

            Originally posted by heyelander
            damn... you really know how to shut down conversations here. Maybe show some fuckin' decorum once in a while.
            I understand you feeling defensive on behalf of a fellow bull jerker, but your anger is totally misplaced here.

            More American children die by gunfire in a year than on-duty police officers and active duty military.

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            • The Feral Slasher
              MVP
              • Oct 2011
              • 13397

              every time I fly down to southern California i think of the term "flyover country" as I go past Placer County. would be nice if i could actually stop by, so it isn't really appropriate. I had great views of Mt. Rainier (half of it), Mt. Adams, Mt Hood, and Mt. Shasta today. Wildfires didn't look toooooo bad from 35000 feet. all the mountains looked like they could use some snow. Tahoe was covered in fog/smoke and we went right over Yosemite so I couldn't see that. I love window seats and looking at the geography.
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              Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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              The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
              George Orwell, 1984

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              • Ken
                Administrator
                • Feb 2016
                • 10977

                Took a little RJ break for a few weeks. What did I miss?

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                • heyelander
                  MVP
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 10398

                  Originally posted by Ken
                  Took a little RJ break for a few weeks. What did I miss?
                  it was pretty quiet. seems like ken might have been away for the whole time you were gone.
                  I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...

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                  • heyelander
                    MVP
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 10398

                    Originally posted by The Feral Slasher
                    every time I fly down to southern California i think of the term "flyover country" as I go past Placer County. would be nice if i could actually stop by, so it isn't really appropriate. I had great views of Mt. Rainier (half of it), Mt. Adams, Mt Hood, and Mt. Shasta today. Wildfires didn't look toooooo bad from 35000 feet. all the mountains looked like they could use some snow. Tahoe was covered in fog/smoke and we went right over Yosemite so I couldn't see that. I love window seats and looking at the geography.
                    County is flying flags at half staff today in honor of the death of the recall. I'm sure we were 60/40 Yes in this county.
                    I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...

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                    • heyelander
                      MVP
                      • Jan 2011
                      • 10398

                      r/dadjokes

                      A priest, pastor and rabbit walk into a blood bank.
                      We are all looking to donate, says the priest.
                      The phlebotomists asks them if they all know their blood type
                      The rabbit says, I'm not really sure, but I believe I'm probably a type-o
                      I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...

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                      • heyelander
                        MVP
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 10398

                        Originally posted by heyelander
                        County is flying flags at half staff today in honor of the death of the recall. I'm sure we were 60/40 Yes in this county.
                        huh... I stand corrected, we only were 51/49 Yes in Placer.
                        I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...

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                        • Kevin Seitzer
                          All Star
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 9175

                          Originally posted by heyelander
                          r/dadjokes

                          A priest, pastor and rabbit walk into a blood bank.
                          We are all looking to donate, says the priest.
                          The phlebotomists asks them if they all know their blood type
                          The rabbit says, I'm not really sure, but I believe I'm probably a type-o
                          :groan:
                          "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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                          • Kevin Seitzer
                            All Star
                            • Jan 2011
                            • 9175

                            Originally posted by heyelander
                            huh... I stand corrected, we only were 51/49 Yes in Placer.
                            With 66% of the vote in, that margin in Placer County is likely going to widen quite a bit once all the election-day votes are counted. If the remaining votes are 75-25 for Yes, that would end up pretty close to your 60/40 estimate.
                            "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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                            • The Feral Slasher
                              MVP
                              • Oct 2011
                              • 13397

                              Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer
                              With 66% of the vote in, that margin in Placer County is likely going to widen quite a bit once all the election-day votes are counted. If the remaining votes are 75-25 for Yes, that would end up pretty close to your 60/40 estimate.
                              Does this include all the rampant fraud that occurred ?
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                              Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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                              The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
                              George Orwell, 1984

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                              • Kevin Seitzer
                                All Star
                                • Jan 2011
                                • 9175

                                Originally posted by The Feral Slasher
                                Does this include all the rampant fraud that occurred ?
                                That's a bonus. I imagine heye voted at least twice, maybe three times, if he could count that high without taking his shoes off.
                                "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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