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Half way is the best way !"Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'" -
AMCG siting!I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...Comment
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"Pulling a trout"Originally posted by heyelander View PostMore American children die by gunfire in a year than on-duty police officers and active duty military.Comment
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This isn't related to the....err..uh.. "Trout" thing is itOriginally posted by Bene Futuis View Post---------------------------------------------
Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
George Orwell, 1984
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Sometimes it's difficult to narrow the "incidents" down. Suffice to say I'm not allowed to do anything ever again with, around, or near anybody for any reason. Ever.Originally posted by The Feral Slasher View PostMore American children die by gunfire in a year than on-duty police officers and active duty military.Comment
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That was some meta shit from Bene.
Seriously, I think my team tanked the day after I posted that I was leading my division.
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fucked up last night...
I saw rjel wife had an amazon package. Looked to see what she got and it was a light for her phone (for making videos of yourself). Apparently her work computer camera has a hard time deciding lighting and goes from dark to light and back during calls. Someone suggested she get better lighting in the office.
Anyway, conversation went like this...
Me: Ah! you're getting a selfie light!??!
Her: yeah, I needed it for...
Me: For what? You filming yourself?
Her: Right, it's for my side Hustle...
Me: You starting a youtube channel? You going to start making tik-toks?
Her: What? You don't think I can run an onlyfan's page!?!?!
Me: laughing... you are so right. I feel terrible that I didn't jump straight to the onlyfan's joke. I am ashamed and so sorry for that. You deserve better from me.I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...Comment
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Edit: all right, I feel weird having this post just hanging around like that, unreplied to.Last edited by Bene Futuis; 09-01-2021, 10:57 PM.More American children die by gunfire in a year than on-duty police officers and active duty military.Comment
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"Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"Comment
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I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?More American children die by gunfire in a year than on-duty police officers and active duty military.Comment
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ha. I read it to her, she was cracking up. All good.Originally posted by Bene Futuis View Post
I would have replied, but was hoping to not close the loop on the joke.I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...Comment
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Happy belated birthday Bene!
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Thanks, dude! I spent it at Disneyland. About 1/4 of people wore masks outside and everyone was required to wear masks inside. Lines were moderately long but people respected others' space and didn't crowd in. I did make a comment to an overzealous worker there who was trying to smush everyone in a small area about social distancing. Overall a great trip to Cali and a great birthday!More American children die by gunfire in a year than on-duty police officers and active duty military.Comment
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We were double masked the whole time which, as it turns out, is also not a very big deal.More American children die by gunfire in a year than on-duty police officers and active duty military.Comment
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