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  • Would you pay more than $1 for a library card?

    Well, wouldja?
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  • #2
    Depends on how much copies are at the library.
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    • #3
      And if they have a janitor or not...don't want no dirty books. Wait a minute...
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      • #4
        In the future, you will be able to buy a librarian for $1.
        "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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        • #5
          Only if the people working there answer all of my income tax questions.



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          • #6
            would you pay a janitor at a library $1? hmmmm?
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            • #7
              We still have libraries with the internet and Amazon available...who knew :shrug:

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              • #8
                Well, I wouldn't be in a "RUSH" to get one at that price.

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                • #9
                  It's all luck whether you have a good library or not, anyway, why pay more than a $1?
                  "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by DMT View Post
                    Well, wouldja?
                    Whats a library card?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by DMT View Post
                      Well, wouldja?
                      So you are asking the Pen; Dewey think we want one?

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                      • #12
                        I'd pay $1 for Carlos Gonzalez's library card.

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                        • #13
                          I'm only asking because my sister is having a financial crisis and her library card has racked up so many late fees that the city has sent a collection agency after her. Even though she's my sister I can't stand her because she's always dragging me into her problems without telling me the whole story until I've already been sucked into her web of deceit. So I really wouldn't actually just be buying the card but assuming her debt. For all I know it's double the amount she claims to owe. She of course swears she will pay me back, but I don't really believe her, especially since she still owes me $300 that she borrowed from me after her car got towed last year. So, if it was your sister, would you let her clean up her own mess or would you help her? How many chances does she deserve? Would it matter if it was your older versus younger sister?
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by DMT View Post
                            I'm only asking because my sister is having a financial crisis and her library card has racked up so many late fees that the city has sent a collection agency after her. Even though she's my sister I can't stand her because she's always dragging me into her problems without telling me the whole story until I've already been sucked into her web of deceit. So I really wouldn't actually just be buying the card but assuming her debt. For all I know it's double the amount she claims to owe. She of course swears she will pay me back, but I don't really believe her, especially since she still owes me $300 that she borrowed from me after her car got towed last year. So, if it was your sister, would you let her clean up her own mess or would you help her? How many chances does she deserve? Would it matter if it was your older versus younger sister?
                            First off, the only way I'd guess someone racks up huge library fines is if they either rent a lot of videos ($1 a day late fees for those vs a dime a day for books) or if she has lost/destroyed books. Regardless of the sibling order, if she already owed me 300, I'd probably take care of up to $200 more, then tell her that she's cut off and needs to deal with her own drama, but I'm harsh like that, in that I hate being owed money.

                            On the overall library question, I'd pay $100 a year easy for my current library access without a thought.
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                            • #15
                              i'd pay $1 to the mods to have this thread moved to the sports bar. (hint, hint, revo and MJ! )
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