Dee Gordon and the threat of Alex Guererro

[madducks]

To no one's surprise, Olivo is now without a team.

Rotoworld: Dodgers release C Miguel Olivo.
The Dodgers aren't very pleased with Olivo, who took a bite out of teammate Alex Guerrero's ear in a dugout fight Tuesday afternoon at Triple-A Albuquerque. The 35-year-old catcher was batting .368/.407/.605 with four home runs and 20 RBI in 20 games this season at the Triple-A level but may struggle to find a new team. Guerrero needed plastic surgery and could be out for five weeks. May 22 - 2:12 PM

[Gregg]

If I do that will you sing me a song and try not to sing out of key?

Do You Ear What I Ear-Golden Ear ring.

[Kevin Seitzer]

Listen, my children, and you shall hear
Of the afternoon snack that made no one cheer,
On the twentieth of May, in Albuquerque:
Hardly a man would be so quirky
As to take a bite from his teammate's ear.

[Judge Jude]

I was as guilty of ear jokes as anyone, so no moral high ground for me. but this is scary:

JonHeymanCBS 4:41pm via Web

there's optimism Alex Guerrero's ear will be saved, but the ear is "not out of the woods" yet. cbsprt.co/SkE6I0

[Sour Masher]

I was as guilty of ear jokes as anyone, so no moral high ground for me. but this is scary:

JonHeymanCBS 4:41pm via Web

there's optimism Alex Guerrero's ear will be saved, but the ear is "not out of the woods" yet. cbsprt.co/SkE6I0

Olivo should be charged and imprisoned.

[bryanbutler]

JonHeymanCBS 4:41pm via Web

there's optimism Alex Guerrero's ear will be saved, but the ear is "not out of the woods" yet. cbsprt.co/SkE6I0

this made me think of Blue Velvet...

[Sharky]

Anyone else thinking roid rage here? Reminds me of Roger Clemens "mistaking" a broken bat for a ball and throwing it at Mike Piazza.

[The Dane]

Anyone else thinking roid rage here? Reminds me of Roger Clemens "mistaking" a broken bat for a ball and throwing it at Mike Piazza.

Either that, or he's secretly on the Giants payroll.

[heyelander]

Either that, or he's secretly on the Giants payroll.

in that case it's probably both.

[Fresno Bob]

in that case it's probably both.

we pay our latin agents in horse steroids

[Judge Jude]

jink or anti-jink, either way it's Gordon with 3 for 4, 2 triples, 3 RBI tonite

[madducks]

jink or anti-jink, either way it's Gordon with 3 for 4, 2 triples, 3 RBI tonite

Don't forget the obligatory stolen base.

[Judge Jude]

Guerrero doing well (and I just can't root against), but Dee 3 for 4 tonite with SB

.283 AVG

[revo]

Guerrero doing well (and I just can't root against), but Dee 3 for 4 tonite with SB

.283 AVG

Do you mean his ear is doing well? He hasn't played in 5 weeks!

[Judge Jude]

reports are that Guerrero is on the mend, and as I say, I have to wish him well. brutal attack