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    UPDATE: Chris Resop is a real estate agent now. We interviewed him for Barbecast 50! Chris Resop is a 31-year-old right-handed reliever. Since 2005, he’s pitched for the Marlins, Angels, Brav…
    If DMT didn't exist we would have to invent it. There has to be a weirdest thing. Once we have the concept weird, there has to be a weirdest thing. And DMT is simply it.
    - Terence McKenna

    Bullshit is everywhere. - George Carlin (& Jon Stewart)

    How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige

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    Del: You play with your balls a lot.

    Neal: I do NOT play with my balls.

    Del: Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!

    Neal: Are you trying to start a fight?

    Del: No. I'm simply stating a fact. That's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot.

    Neal: You know what'd make me happy?

    Del: Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?

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    • #3
      wow. this deserves to get in the RJ hall of fame. or the MLB hall of fame. maybe both. Brilliant.
      It certainly feels that way. But I'm distrustful of that feeling and am curious about evidence.

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      • #4
        different silliness: http://uproxx.com/webculture/2014/04...eff-francoeur/
        In the best of times, our days are numbered, anyway. And it would be a crime against Nature for any generation to take the world crisis so solemnly that it put off enjoying those things for which we were presumably designed in the first place, and which the gravest statesmen and the hoarsest politicians hope to make available to all men in the end: I mean the opportunity to do good work, to fall in love, to enjoy friends, to sit under trees, to read, to hit a ball and bounce the baby.

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        • #5
          those are both pretty damn funny!
          "Instead of all of this energy and effort directed at the war to end drugs, how about a little attention to drugs which will end war?" Albert Hofmann

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