Dickey @ home vs. AAAAstros tonight

[chancellor]

They'd probably not be called the Astros anymore. The Marlboros?

The BarBQs. Given Carolina BBQ, they could bring back the old Astro yellow-orange colors and be good to go.

[Kevin Seitzer]

In front of a banner-waving crowd of 250,000, all of them trampling one another in efforts to purchase as much Astro merchandise as humanly possible.

I did a little digging, and it turns out that most of the Astros current attendance is actually people from the Carolinas making the road trip to Houston out of their enthusiasm for seeing their potential future team.

[Sharky]

I did a little digging, and it turns out that most of the Astros current attendance is actually people from the Carolinas making the road trip to Houston out of their enthusiasm for seeing their potential future team.

Nice one, Mike! Waiting for Bob Kohm's retort...

[chancellor]

I did a little digging, and it turns out that most of the Astros current attendance is actually people from the Carolinas making the road trip to Houston out of their enthusiasm for seeing their potential future team.

That would explain the traffic jam on the 10 I hit in Louisiana last week....