Monniker Madness

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MiLIB.com is running their annual "Monniker Madness" contest. Who has the best name in the minors? The current top five are:
1. Zelous Wheeler
2. Anthony Bemboom
3. Zech Zinicola
4. Zach Granite
5. Bob Stumpo

Previous winners are:
2012 - Rock Shoulders
2011 - Seth Schwindenhammer
2010 - Rowdy Hardy
2009 - Dusty Napoleon
2008 - Will Startup
2007 - Houston Summers

I went to a SI Yankee/Lowell Spinners game this weekend and two players included Bubba Jones and Forrest Allday.

How is Storm Throne just #17, and Jose Jose just #18?

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