RJEL Auction Tonight...

[Hornsby]

Alright, the Auction is in a little more than 12 hours...make SURE that you're here ahead of time and have all systems tested. Make sure that all of your players are either active or reserve...no DL as Jason pointed out. And be ready...we'll take bathroom breaks, but we want to keep this thing on track. No excessive drinking unless you can still nominate and bid, we'll have no repeats of the Fire Antz debacle of a few years past, and above all, Wayne, NO DATES TONIGHT! That is all...

[DJBeasties]

As a rookie, just curious how long the auction usually takes? My local league is about 3 hrs start to finish. Is RJEL the same?

[Andrewski]

As a rookie, just curious how long the auction usually takes? My local league is about 3 hrs start to finish. Is RJEL the same?

Hahahahahaha.....funny post.

[The Dane]

As a rookie, just curious how long the auction usually takes? My local league is about 3 hrs start to finish. Is RJEL the same?

I've done a few and they usually run about 4.5 to 5 hours. This years may be a little on the longer side because we are drafting 90 more players than we have in the past.

[DJBeasties]

I've done a few and they usually run about 4.5 to 5 hours. This years may be a little on the longer side because we are drafting 90 more players than we have in the past.

OK!

Horns, I will end up drunk after 5 hours of drafting so if I bid $2 on Bob Hamelin don't be surprised.

[DJBeasties]

OK!

Horns, I will end up drunk after 5 hours of drafting so if I bid $2 on Bob Hamelin don't be surprised.

I kid, of course. Stone. Cold. Sober.

[frae]

I see no restrictions on drug use mentioned?

Wake and Bake...

[DJBeasties]

What was the Fire Antz debacle? is that a user?

[Hornsby]

What was the Fire Antz debacle? is that a user?

He's a former owner who singlehandedly damn near ruined an auction several years back...he was drunk and kept forgetting to nominate, constantly asking to stop the auction, making us back out of bids that he claimed that he never intended to make...it was memorable.

But not nearly as good As Heyelander forgetting the auction last year, going on a date, and once contacted, throwing a credit card on the table and leaving his date...classic!

[Grinch]

But not nearly as good As Heyelander forgetting the auction last year, going on a date, and once contacted, throwing a credit card on the table and leaving his date...classic!

and he was in the draft room in no time as well, must have either been around the block or broke a few traffic laws!

Good luck tonight boys, I miss the league, but it was time to cut down.

[heyelander]

wait, that's tonight? I have 9:30 dinner reservations...

[heyelander]

But not nearly as good As Heyelander forgetting the auction last year, going on a date, and once contacted, throwing a credit card on the table and leaving his date...classic!

Seadog has been texting me once a day this week to remind me the draft is tonight.

[Fresno Bob]

that's too funny, we had an auction one year where one remote dialin owner had started the draft drunk, got worse, passed out in the middle of the auction,was unconscious for about 2 hours, had his live-in pregnant girlfriend come home to find him passed out on the couch who then proceeded to attack his xbox and stereo equipment with a baseball bat (fortunately blaming video games and not us for her degenerate baby daddy's behavior), causing enough noise and chaos that the neighbors called the cops, who ended up taking the girlfriend away.

We could hear bits and pieces of it, finally he gets back to the speaker phone and says, "can someone send me the spreadsheet, I've missed a couple of the last players purchased...."

[bryanbutler]

from horns after that epic auction:

Now the bad news...Fire Antz have to fill 3 spots because they kept drafting ineligible players,

then, from brian:

I apologize for messing up in the auction yesterday. I overdid it on the Molson's and lost my ability to hang in there with the proceedings of the auction. I didn't intend to get so blasted and I'll not let it happen again.

it was damn frustrating at the time, but hilarious in retrospect ...

[frae]

Well last night was long, almost 4.5 hours, and interesting. I won't even bother with my team yet, for now here are the bidding results. Enjoy...

325 The Sports Bar $1 Raburn, Ryan (OF CLE)
324 FantasyBaseBaldo $1 Ramirez, Wilkin (OF MIN)
323 The Sports Bar $1 Moore, Tyler (OF WAS)
322 The Evil Empire $1 Ryan, Brendan (SS SEA)
321 Buzzy $1 Wise, Dewayne (OF CHW)
320 FantasyBaseBaldo $1 Delgado, Randall (P ARI)
319 The Sports Bar $1 Guzman, Jesus (OF SD)
318 The Evil Empire $1 Thome, Jim (U BAL)
317 Buzzy $1 Betancourt, Yuniesky (2B MIL)
316 Bronx Bombers $1 Santana, Johan (P NYM)
315 FantasyBaseBaldo $1 Wright, Wesley (P HOU)
314 The Sports Bar $1 Rodriguez, Sean (3B TB)
313 Non-Alcoholic Beveridges $1 Campana, Tony (OF ARI)
312 The Evil Empire $1 Betemit, Wilson (3B BAL)
311 Buzzy $1 Blanco, Gregor (OF SF)
310 Bronx Bombers $1 McAllister, Zach (P CLE)
309 FantasyBaseBaldo $1 Kelly, Joe (P STL)
308 Magnificent Bastards $1 Hoover, J.J. (P CIN)
307 The Sports Bar $1 Wigginton, Ty (1B STL)
306 Non-Alcoholic Beveridges $1 Lee, Carlos (1B MIA)
305 The Evil Empire $1 Bernadina, Roger (OF WAS)
304 Buzzy $1 Peralta, Joel (P TB)
303 Bronx Bombers $1 Lyles, Jordan (P HOU)
302 FantasyBaseBaldo $1 Ramos, Wilson (C WAS)
301 Magnificent Bastards $1 Liriano, Francisco (P PIT)
300 The Toxic Popsicles $1 Dyson, Jarrod (OF KC)
299 Iron City Lights $1 Masterson, Justin (P CLE)
298 The Hot Carls $1 Capps, Carter (P SEA)
297 The Sports Bar $1 Colon, Bartolo (P OAK)
296 Non-Alcoholic Beveridges $1 Guthrie, Jeremy (P KC)
295 Annos Catuli $1 Pollock, A.J. (OF ARI)
294 Spirit Molecules $1 O'Day, Darren (P BAL)
293 The Evil Empire $1 Suzuki, Kurt (C WAS)
292 Buzzy $1 Barmes, Clint (SS PIT)
291 Bronx Bombers $1 Fields, Josh (P HOU)
290 FantasyBaseBaldo $1 Bastardo, Antonio (P PHI)
289 Magnificent Bastards $1 Torres, Andres (OF SF)
288 Groucho Marxists $1 Burton, Jared (P MIN)
287 The Toxic Popsicles $1 Jimenez, Ubaldo (P CLE)
286 Iron City Lights $1 Flowers, Tyler (C CHW)
285 The Hot Carls $1 Ellis, A.J. (C LAD)
284 The Sports Bar $1 Gentry, Craig (OF TEX)
283 ISIS Ocelots $1 Bailey, Andrew (P BOS)
282 Non-Alcoholic Beveridges $1 Heisey, Chris (OF CIN)
281 Annos Catuli $1 Arrieta, Jake (P BAL)
280 Spirit Molecules $1 Francisco, Frank (P NYM)
279 The Evil Empire $1 Leake, Mike (P CIN)
278 Buzzy $1 Volquez, Edinson (P SD)
277 Bronx Bombers $1 Gattis, Evan (OF ATL)
276 FantasyBaseBaldo $1 Casilla, Santiago (P SF)
275 Magnificent Bastards $1 Coke, Phil (P DET)
274 Groucho Marxists $1 Villanueva, Carlos (P CHC)
273 The Toxic Popsicles $1 Gonzalez, Alex (SS MIL)
272 Iron City Lights $1 Danks, John (P CHW)
271 The Hot Carls $1 Pacheco, Jordan (3B COL)
270 The Sports Bar $1 Rondon, Bruce (P DET)
269 ISIS Ocelots $1 Sanchez, Gaby (1B PIT)
268 Non-Alcoholic Beveridges $1 Lopez, Wilton (P COL)
267 Annos Catuli $1 Hudson, Daniel (P ARI)
266 Spirit Molecules $1 Coghlan, Chris (OF MIA)
265 The Evil Empire $1 Santana, Ervin (P KC)
264 Buzzy $1 Giavotella, Johnny (2B KC)
263 Non-Alcoholic Beveridges $2 Pineda, Michael (P NYY)
262 FantasyBaseBaldo $1 Bay, Jason (OF SEA)
261 Magnificent Bastards $1 Nolasco, Ricky (P MIA)
260 Groucho Marxists $1 Roberts, Ryan (3B TB)
259 The Toxic Popsicles $1 Westbrook, Jake (P STL)
258 Iron City Lights $1 Niemann, Jeff (P TB)
257 The Hot Carls $1 Tabata, Jose (OF PIT)
256 The Sports Bar $1 Solano, Donovan (2B MIA)
255 ISIS Ocelots $1 Mayberry, John (OF PHI)
254 Non-Alcoholic Beveridges $1 Donaldson, Josh (3B OAK)
253 Annos Catuli $3 Herrera, Kelvin (P KC)
252 Spirit Molecules $1 Iannetta, Chris (C LAA)
251 The Evil Empire $1 De La Rosa, Jorge (P COL)
250 Buzzy $1 Uehara, Koji (P BOS)
249 Bronx Bombers $1 Gonzalez, Miguel (P BAL)
248 FantasyBaseBaldo $1 Lombardozzi, Stephen (2B WAS)
247 Preachers $1 Sizemore, Scott (3B OAK)
246 Magnificent Bastards $1 Dotel, Octavio (P DET)
245 Big Tymers $3 Soria, Joakim (P TEX)
244 Groucho Marxists $1 Bedard, Erik (P HOU)
243 Iron City Lights $3 Rosenthal, Trevor (P STL)
242 Battle Axes $1 Brothers, Rex (P COL)
241 Iron City Lights $1 Hairston, Scott (OF CHC)
240 Strikers $1 Dominguez, Matt (3B HOU)
239 Annos Catuli $2 Brantly, Rob (C MIA)
238 Iron City Lights $2 Barney, Darwin (2B CHC)
237 Annos Catuli $2 Loney, James (1B TB)
236 ISIS Ocelots $2 Clippard, Tyler (P WAS)
235 Annos Catuli $1 Slowey, Kevin (P MIA)
234 Spirit Molecules $1 Boesch, Brennan (OF NYY)
233 ISIS Ocelots $2 Kendrick, Kyle (P PHI)
232 Buzzy $1 Richard, Clayton (P SD)
231 Bronx Bombers $2 Doubront, Felix (P BOS)
230 FantasyBaseBaldo $1 Ellis, Mark (2B LAD)
229 Groucho Marxists $2 Getz, Chris (2B KC)
228 Annos Catuli $2 Mastroianni, Darin (OF MIN)
227 Big Tymers $1 Denorfia, Chris (OF SD)
226 Groucho Marxists $1 McLouth, Nate (OF BAL)
225 The Toxic Popsicles $1 Jaso, John (C OAK)
224 Battle Axes $1 Helton, Todd (1B COL)
223 The Sports Bar $2 Harrell, Lucas (P HOU)
222 Strikers $4 Schierholtz, Nate (OF CHC)
221 Bronx Bombers $2 Phelps, David (P NYY)
220 The Sports Bar $3 Norris, Bud (P HOU)
219 ISIS Ocelots $1 Carroll, Jamey (2B MIN)
218 Spirit Molecules $2 Benoit, Joaquin (P DET)
217 Annos Catuli $2 Happ, J.A. (P TOR)
216 The Hot Carls $2 Alburquerque, Al (P DET)
215 Strikers $2 Chacin, Jhoulys (P COL)
214 Groucho Marxists $2 Nakajima, Hiroyuki (SS OAK)
213 Bronx Bombers $1 Quintana, Jose (P CHW)
212 Buzzy $2 Callaspo, Alberto (3B LAA)
211 Preachers $1 Lindstrom, Matt (P CHW)
210 Non-Alcoholic Beveridges $3 Lewis, Colby (P TEX)
209 Big Tymers $3 Gregerson, Luke (P SD)
208 Non-Alcoholic Beveridges $3 Smith, Seth (OF OAK)
207 Battle Axes $3 Blanton, Joe (P LAA)
206 The Toxic Popsicles $4 Pennington, Cliff (SS ARI)
205 ISIS Ocelots $2 Lilly, Ted (P LAD)
204 Strikers $1 Mesoraco, Devin (C CIN)
203 The Hot Carls $4 Izturis, Maicer (3B TOR)
202 The Sports Bar $3 Storen, Drew (P WAS)
201 Strikers $5 Beckham, Gordon (2B CHW)
200 Non-Alcoholic Beveridges $3 Saltalamacchia, Jarrod (C BOS)
199 Annos Catuli $4 Nunez, Eduardo (SS NYY)
198 FantasyBaseBaldo $3 Cook, Ryan (P OAK)
197 The Evil Empire $1 Tejada, Ruben (SS NYM)
196 Annos Catuli $3 DeJesus, David (OF CHC)
195 Bronx Bombers $1 Nova, Ivan (P NYY)
194 Strikers $3 Eovaldi, Nate (P MIA)
193 Battle Axes $2 Dozier, Brian (SS MIN)
192 Magnificent Bastards $1 Kotchman, Casey (1B MIA)
191 Big Tymers $1 Hairston, Jerry (3B LAD)
190 Battle Axes $2 Scott, Luke (U TB)
189 The Toxic Popsicles $3 Young, Eric (OF COL)
188 Magnificent Bastards $3 Drew, Stephen (SS BOS)
187 Iron City Lights $3 Reimold, Nolan (OF BAL)
186 Strikers $3 Francisco, Juan (3B ATL)
185 Strikers $7 Smoak, Justin (1B SEA)
184 ISIS Ocelots $3 Nelson, Chris (3B COL)
183 Battle Axes $4 Veras, Jose (P HOU)
182 Groucho Marxists $2 Francoeur, Jeff (OF KC)
181 Annos Catuli $1 Overbay, Lyle (1B NYY)
180 Magnificent Bastards $2 Cowgill, Collin (OF NYM)
179 The Evil Empire $2 Ruiz, Carlos (C PHI)
178 Spirit Molecules $5 Pena, Carlos (1B HOU)
177 The Toxic Popsicles $2 Corbin, Patrick (P ARI)
176 FantasyBaseBaldo $1 Polanco, Placido (3B MIA)
175 Big Tymers $4 Straily, Dan (P OAK)
174 Strikers $2 Martinez, Fernando (OF HOU)
173 Bronx Bombers $2 Descalso, Daniel (2B STL)
172 The Toxic Popsicles $3 Young, Delmon (OF PHI)
171 Magnificent Bastards $4 Peralta, Jhonny (SS DET)
170 Preachers $2 Gutierrez, Franklin (OF SEA)
169 Battle Axes $7 Parmelee, Chris (1B MIN)
168 Strikers $6 Cozart, Zack (SS CIN)
167 Annos Catuli $4 Luebke, Cory (P SD)
166 Battle Axes $2 Wells, Vernon (OF NYY)
165 ISIS Ocelots $1 Ibanez, Raul (OF SEA)
164 The Evil Empire $4 Buehrle, Mark (P TOR)
163 Strikers $6 Lind, Adam (1B TOR)
162 Preachers $2 Doolittle, Sean (P OAK)
161 The Sports Bar $3 Escobar, Yunel (SS TB)
160 Strikers $6 Brantley, Michael (OF CLE)
159 Preachers $3 Worley, Vance (P MIN)
158 Strikers $7 Cashner, Andrew (P SD)
157 Preachers $3 Hafner, Travis (U NYY)
156 Battle Axes $3 Floyd, Gavin (P CHW)
155 Big Tymers $6 Gomes, Jonny (OF BOS)
154 Spirit Molecules $3 McDonald, James (P PIT)
153 Big Tymers $2 Capuano, Chris (P LAD)
152 ISIS Ocelots $8 Young, Chris (OF OAK)
151 Buzzy $9 Rasmus, Colby (OF TOR)
150 FantasyBaseBaldo $8 Wallace, Brett (1B HOU)
149 The Hot Carls $1 Cruz, Luis (3B LAD)
148 Battle Axes $7 Milone, Tommy (P OAK)
147 Iron City Lights $8 Davis, Wade (P KC)
146 Bronx Bombers $8 Simmons, Andrelton (SS ATL)
145 The Toxic Popsicles $7 Hardy, J.J. (SS BAL)
144 Iron City Lights $3 Melancon, Mark (P PIT)
143 Preachers $4 Billingsley, Chad (P LAD)
142 The Hot Carls $2 Martin, Russell (C PIT)
141 Bronx Bombers $7 Gee, Dillon (P NYM)
140 The Evil Empire $3 Boggs, Mitchell (P STL)
139 Preachers $6 Snider, Travis (OF PIT)
138 The Toxic Popsicles $5 McCann, Brian (C ATL)
137 Big Tymers $7 Infante, Omar (2B DET)
136 Strikers $8 Moss, Brandon (1B OAK)
135 The Evil Empire $6 Pettitte, Andy (P NYY)
134 Strikers $10 McCarthy, Brandon (P ARI)
133 Spirit Molecules $5 Jackson, Edwin (P CHC)
132 Strikers $5 Marshall, Sean (P CIN)
131 Magnificent Bastards $7 Johnson, Kelly (2B TB)
130 Battle Axes $13 Keppinger, Jeff (3B CHW)
129 Magnificent Bastards $10 Young, Michael (1B PHI)
128 The Hot Carls $3 Pestano, Vinnie (P CLE)
127 Iron City Lights $5 Myers, Brett (P CLE)
126 Spirit Molecules $3 Smyly, Drew (P DET)
125 Non-Alcoholic Beveridges $4 Pierzynski, A.J. (C TEX)
124 The Toxic Popsicles $13 Hudson, Tim (P ATL)
123 Big Tymers $5 Hughes, Phil (P NYY)
122 ISIS Ocelots $2 Crawford, Brandon (SS SF)
121 Preachers $9 Maxwell, Justin (OF HOU)
120 Buzzy $10 Avila, Alex (C DET)
119 Big Tymers $13 Carter, Chris (1B HOU)
118 Preachers $9 Morrison, Logan (OF MIA)
117 The Hot Carls $13 Ryu, Hyun-Jin (P LAD)
116 Spirit Molecules $13 Burnett, A.J. (P PIT)
115 ISIS Ocelots $14 Beckett, Josh (P LAD)
114 Groucho Marxists $12 Doumit, Ryan (C MIN)
113 Spirit Molecules $4 Davis, Rajai (OF TOR)
112 Battle Axes $9 Dempster, Ryan (P BOS)
111 Spirit Molecules $3 Arroyo, Bronson (P CIN)
110 Preachers $7 Rodriguez, Wandy (P PIT)
109 Preachers $4 Rodriguez, Alex (3B NYY)
108 Non-Alcoholic Beveridges $8 Hernandez, David (P ARI)
107 Groucho Marxists $22 Freese, David (3B STL)
106 Annos Catuli $23 Werth, Jayson (OF WAS)
105 Bronx Bombers $12 Fiers, Mike (P MIL)
104 Strikers $24 Markakis, Nick (OF BAL)
103 Battle Axes $12 Stubbs, Drew (OF CLE)
102 Magnificent Bastards $16 Montero, Miguel (C ARI)
101 Big Tymers $19 Reynolds, Mark (1B CLE)
100 Groucho Marxists $13 Plouffe, Trevor (3B MIN)
99 Iron City Lights $24 Kendrick, Howard (2B LAA)
98 Non-Alcoholic Beveridges $20 Ramirez, Alexei (SS CHW)
97 The Evil Empire $15 Ogando, Alexi (P TEX)
96 The Evil Empire $26 Sandoval, Pablo (3B SF)
95 The Toxic Popsicles $14 Venable, Will (OF SD)
94 The Evil Empire $14 Garcia, Jaime (P STL)
93 Preachers $7 Buchholz, Clay (P BOS)
92 Magnificent Bastards $15 Jeter, Derek (SS NYY)
91 The Hot Carls $19 Crisp, Coco (OF OAK)
90 Preachers $4 Roberts, Brian (2B BAL)
89 Spirit Molecules $13 Scutaro, Marco (2B SF)
88 ISIS Ocelots $23 Youkilis, Kevin (3B NYY)
87 Battle Axes $10 Lohse, Kyle (P MIL)
86 Groucho Marxists $16 Pierre, Juan (OF MIA)
85 Buzzy $11 Teixeira, Mark (1B NYY)
84 The Toxic Popsicles $7 Garza, Matt (P CHC)
83 Annos Catuli $27 Konerko, Paul (1B CHW)
82 ISIS Ocelots $17 Suzuki, Ichiro (OF NYY)
81 Big Tymers $18 Hunter, Torii (OF DET)
80 Non-Alcoholic Beveridges $8 Vargas, Jason (P LAA)
79 Iron City Lights $26 Swisher, Nick (OF CLE)
78 Big Tymers $22 Pagan, Angel (OF SF)
77 The Hot Carls $27 Morales, Kendrys (1B SEA)
76 Groucho Marxists $34 Willingham, Josh (OF MIN)
75 Big Tymers $17 Hart, Corey (1B MIL)
74 Battle Axes $23 Uggla, Dan (2B ATL)
73 The Toxic Popsicles $7 Fujikawa, Kyuji (P CHC)
72 The Hot Carls $5 Maurer, Brandon (P SEA)
71 ISIS Ocelots $11 Cobb, Alex (P TB)
70 The Hot Carls $25 Ethier, Andre (OF LAD)
69 Non-Alcoholic Beveridges $3 Nicasio, Juan (P COL)
68 Battle Axes $30 Rollins, Jimmy (SS PHI)
67 Bronx Bombers $14 Bourjos, Peter (OF LAA)
66 Groucho Marxists $9 Marmol, Carlos (P CHC)
65 Big Tymers $7 Beachy, Brandon (P ATL)
64 Iron City Lights $14 Haren, Dan (P WAS)
63 Battle Axes $36 Choo, Shin-Soo (OF CIN)
62 Spirit Molecules $11 Janssen, Casey (P TOR)
61 The Sports Bar $16 Street, Huston (P SD)
60 Annos Catuli $34 Victorino, Shane (OF BOS)
59 The Hot Carls $25 Cruz, Nelson (OF TEX)
58 Buzzy $21 Cuddyer, Michael (OF COL)
57 Bronx Bombers $25 Napoli, Mike (C BOS)
56 Non-Alcoholic Beveridges $12 Murphy, Daniel (2B NYM)
55 Preachers $22 Johnson, Josh (P TOR)
54 ISIS Ocelots $5 Santos, Sergio (P TOR)
53 Magnificent Bastards $40 Jones, Adam (OF BAL)
52 The Evil Empire $26 Crawford, Carl (OF LAD)
51 Buzzy $8 Marcum, Shaun (P NYM)
50 Spirit Molecules $17 Niese, Jonathon (P NYM)
49 Preachers $25 Granderson, Curtis (OF NYY)
48 Groucho Marxists $7 Griffin, A.J. (P OAK)
47 Bronx Bombers $37 Zobrist, Ben (OF TB)
46 Magnificent Bastards $40 Holliday, Matt (OF STL)
45 Iron City Lights $25 Prado, Martin (OF ARI)
44 FantasyBaseBaldo $13 Balfour, Grant (P OAK)
43 Annos Catuli $28 Weeks, Rickie (2B MIL)
42 Buzzy $17 Ortiz, David (U BOS)
41 Strikers $15 Bailey, Homer (P CIN)
40 Big Tymers $31 Scherzer, Max (P DET)
39 FantasyBaseBaldo $42 Encarnacion, Edwin (1B TOR)
38 Non-Alcoholic Beveridges $29 Gonzalez, Gio (P WAS)
37 Groucho Marxists $26 Gallardo, Yovani (P MIL)
36 Iron City Lights $31 Weaver, Jered (P LAA)
35 Bronx Bombers $21 Trumbo, Mark (OF LAA)
34 Spirit Molecules $38 Beltre, Adrian (3B TEX)
33 Magnificent Bastards $14 Perez, Chris (P CLE)
32 The Hot Carls $29 Latos, Mat (P CIN)
31 Preachers $20 Lester, Jon (P BOS)
30 ISIS Ocelots $20 Halladay, Roy (P PHI)
29 Big Tymers $36 Bourn, Michael (OF CLE)
28 ISIS Ocelots $40 Gonzalez, Adrian (1B LAD)
27 FantasyBaseBaldo $38 Pedroia, Dustin (2B BOS)
26 Strikers $39 Hernandez, Felix (P SEA)
25 The Sports Bar $45 Reyes, Jose (SS TOR)
24 Annos Catuli $28 Greinke, Zack (P LAD)
23 The Toxic Popsicles $44 Upton, Justin (OF ATL)
22 The Sports Bar $32 Ramirez, Aramis (3B MIL)
21 The Toxic Popsicles $60 Votto, Joey (1B CIN)
20 Iron City Lights $38 Hamels, Cole (P PHI)
19 Buzzy $16 Putz, J.J. (P ARI)
18 Iron City Lights $22 Ramirez, Hanley (3B LAD)
17 Spirit Molecules $55 Pujols, Albert (1B LAA)
16 Groucho Marxists $55 Kemp, Matt (OF LAD)
15 Buzzy $11 Lincecum, Tim (P SF)
14 FantasyBaseBaldo $36 Zimmerman, Ryan (3B WAS)
13 The Hot Carls $14 Hanrahan, Joel (P BOS)
12 The Toxic Popsicles $41 Kershaw, Clayton (P LAD)
11 Big Tymers $10 Madson, Ryan (P LAA)
10 Non-Alcoholic Beveridges $36 Lee, Cliff (P PHI)
9 FantasyBaseBaldo $35 Sabathia, CC (P NYY)
8 Magnificent Bastards $19 Nathan, Joe (P TEX)
7 Groucho Marxists $18 Rivera, Mariano (P NYY)
6 The Evil Empire $46 Cano, Robinson (2B NYY)
5 The Hot Carls $48 Gonzalez, Carlos (OF COL)
4 The Sports Bar $20 Wieters, Matt (C BAL)
3 Preachers $60 Cabrera, Miguel (3B DET)
2 Battle Axes $38 Verlander, Justin (P DET)
1 ISIS Ocelots $17 Papelbon, Jonathan (P PHI)