2K13: Fantasy Team Names

[DJBeasties]

Anyone have any good ones this year? I usually decide my team name shortly before the draft and I like using the draft prep season to find a good one for my local league. I know some leagues you keep your names forever but in leagues where you are coming up with new team names for '13, what have you got?

This year I am considering trying to find a clever and common American phrase that people use every day. Mostly to annoy my league mates so they find themselves constantly and accidentally referring to my team in their daily conversations.

[Stephen]

This year I am considering trying to find a clever and common American phrase that people use every day. Mostly to annoy my league mates so they find themselves constantly and accidentally referring to my team in their daily conversations.

How about "Good Morning"?

Or if you just want to annoy them for the entire season you could be "YOLO Gangnam Style"

[Erik]

I'm changing my team name in my main league (which I always do when I don't finish in the money.)

These are what I've come up with. Feel free to comment.

The Card Says Moops
Hats Without Men
Not the Roids You're Looking For
Bitching to the Score
The Terry Forster Diet Plan
The Great White Dope
When the WHIP Comes Down
You Don't Know Dickey

[Stephen]

I chuckled a bit at "Not the Roids You're Looking For"

[The Dane]

I know I said it as a joke at first, but now I am really considering changing my RJEL team from the Toxic Popsicles to the Hissy Fits.

[Gregg]

I know I said it as a joke at first, but now I am really considering changing my RJEL team from the Toxic Popsicles to the Hissy Fits.

Toxic Dane De Lions

[Weapon1]

Using his name as the basis for the team name is almost reason enough to acquire Doug Fister.

[fuhrdog]

Some pretty funny ones here

http://www.sonsofroto.com/articles/baseball/fantasy-baseball-team-names-funny.html

[mjl]

when I wanted to annoy one of my coworkers in our company fantasy football league I just gave the team his name. Mostly that meant that people who didn't know us well would ask him about trades or whatever for my team, but it was good when I offended someone with a trade offer and they went off on him later.

I also named my NCAA tournament pool after a British coworker who didn't know anything about basketball and promptly won the pool, which meant he got a lot of congratulations that he didn't know what for.

[KnuckleBalls]

Mrs. Furbush I presume?

If you draft Dickey, you almost have to snag him some furbush in the last round.

[Steve]

Schrodinger's Otters

[KnuckleBalls]

Okay, seriously, I have to stop posting after drinking. Sorry.

It's actually a pretty funny idea.

If your team name were any of these, I'd say them all the time.
Did anyone feed the dog? Seriously? Really? Where's the remote? Do you have any homework? How was school? Honey, wheres my keys? I love you(uhhhh, maybe not).
Where's the checkbook? Do we have to watch Travel Channel tonight? You're killin me. Turn off the lights. Did you lock the door? No, I'm not picking up tacos for supper again. You always have a headache. I'll be quick, you don't even have to wake up.

[KnuckleBalls]

I love you(uhhhh, maybe not).

I meant maybe not for a team name by the way

[DJBeasties]

ha that's along the line.

[Lucky]

Okay, seriously, I have to stop posting after drinking. Sorry.

It's actually a pretty funny idea.

If your team name were any of these, I'd say them all the time.
Did anyone feed the dog? Seriously? Really? Where's the remote? Do you have any homework? How was school? Honey, wheres my keys? I love you(uhhhh, maybe not).
Where's the checkbook? Do we have to watch Travel Channel tonight? You're killin me. Turn off the lights. Did you lock the door? No, I'm not picking up tacos for supper again. You always have a headache. I'll be quick, you don't even have to wake up.

New sig.