Phillies in verbal agreement to sign Acuna!!!!!

[heyelander]

Kenny Acuna, the 4th brother who is 12 years old has a verbal agreement to sign with the phillies for $1m once he is eligible in 2028

[madducks]

Rumor has it that the deal was only reached after the Phillies agreed to throw in a new X-box and a case of Slim Jims.

[Ken]

Yankees scouts reportedly attended Mrs. Acuna's sonogram appointment last week to ensure she's having a boy and get a leg up on recruiting.