2K12: Ben Sheets

[heyelander]

is this smoke and mirrors? He's throwing strikes, any one have a gun on him?

[virgonomic]

I meant to bench him last night, but the game had started and he had a 3-0 lead, so I was relieved. It was a good matchup against the Phils but his ratios were not good during the past 14d. He got me a precious win, but struck out NONE?!

[AbPow]

Sung to the melody of Nat King Cole's "Unforgettable":

Unsustainable, that's what you are
Unsustainable, stats don't match your WAR

You're allowing too many balls in play
Your ERA will rise if you don't get more K's
Never before has someone been more

Unsustainable, in every way
And forevermore, you're not Matt Cain
That's why a low ERA is unattainable
It's something so unsustainable
And you probably know that too

[Gregg]

Sung to the melody of Nat King Cole's "Unforgettable":

Unsustainable, that's what you are
Unsustainable, stats don't match your WAR

You're allowing too many balls in play
Your ERA will rise if you don't get more K's
Never before has someone been more

Unsustainable, in every way
And forevermore, you're not Matt Cain
That's why a low ERA is unattainable
It's something so unsustainable
And you probably know that too

Nicely played.