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- Wonderboy
GITH fails logic 101. - bryanbutler
Bah...OJH caught me. - Pogues
I don't know if you guys are being willfully ignorant, but... - Judge Jude -
Ive never put my question mark into a blue box in my life, but Id be willing to try"You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper
"One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus KinskiComment
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would "Buckled Knees" be a good name for a band?Comment
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I was a left-handed batter, and the quality left-handed pitcher..... yeahfinished 10th in this 37th yr in 11-team-only NL 5x5
own picks 1, 2, 5, 6, 9 in April 2022 1st-rd farmhand draft
won in 2017 15 07 05 04 02 93 90 84
SP SGray 16, TWalker 10, AWood 10, Price 3, KH Kim 2, Corbin 10
RP Bednar 10, Bender 10, Graterol 2
C Stallings 2, Casali 1
1B Votto 10, 3B ERios 2, 1B Zimmerman 2, 2S Chisholm 5, 2B Hoerner 5, 2B Solano 2, 2B LGarcia 10, SS Gregorius 17
OF Cain 14, Bader 1, Daza 1Comment
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I was a pretty good hitter until kids learned to throw a curve. I bailed out on strikes all the time. My "career" in baseball lasted until I was 14 or 15.Comment
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The end of my baseball career came at the hands of the dreaded curve ball. I remember it vividly.
Eighth-grade...I'm at the plate and have two strikes on me. The catcher call time out and walks out to the mound. I'm not understanding why he did. He comes back crouches behind the plate, pitcher winds up and the ball is coming straight for my head. I crumble like a house of cards making sure I don't get plunked. All I hear is, "Strike Three!"...followed by laughter from the pitcher and catcher. Signed my retirement papers at the end of that season."Looks like I picked a bad day to give up sniffing glue.
- Steven McCrosky (Lloyd Bridges) in Airplane
i have epiphanies like that all the time. for example i was watching a basketball game today and realized pom poms are like a pair of tits. there's 2 of them. they're round. they shake. women play with them. thus instead of having two, cheerleaders have four boobs.
- nullnor, speaking on immigration law in AZ.Comment
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Not sure if there's video, but Kershaw buckled Freddy Galvis even worse than this last night. Worst part was Galvis was batting righty.Comment
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