It's Opening Night!

[Pauly]

Forget that Japan BS...opening night is here! GO Marlins!

Now, if someone would just do something about this:


Sledgehammers would be effective imo.

[ironfist]

Tomorrow is the real opening day for me. The whole Japan thing really put a damper on today as being a real "Opening Day" for me. Kind of pointless to have a one-game opening day after that.

[JudeBaldo]

Forget that Japan BS...opening night is here! GO Marlins!

Now, if someone would just do something about this:


Sledgehammers would be effective imo.

Holy ****!

Even my gay brother would say that was gay. What the hell is that thing?

[SlideRule]

Yeah, that is pretty hilariously atrocious. Looks like something from a pinball machine in a seedy bowling alley or a long-since neglected mini-golf course in some Florida one-time tourist town. Maybe it will inspire the Marlins hitters to hit more HRs in an effort to knock it down...

[virgonomic]

Holy ****!

Even my gay brother would say that was gay. What the hell is that thing?

Have you seen it illuminated, playing music with the fish in motion?

NTTAWWT

ETA: Worth a read if you didn't see this in the fall: http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/10/7/24...at-gaaaaaaaaah

[SlideRule]

Hahahahah:

"If Carnival and Las Vegas had a baby, this would be the placenta. If Charlton Heston ever lands on Planet of the Fish, this will be their version of the "It's a Small World" ride. This is what would happen if Vikings attacked a Gloria Estefan concert by catapulting flamingos and marlins into the pyrotechnics display."

[B-Fly]

Wow. That's terrible.

[JudeBaldo]

Damn is it game time yet? Too bad I'll be in class for most of it. Thank God for smart phones lol.

[Sharky]

That's hilarious! Sad, because Red Grooms is a legit artist. But that's atrocious.

Best line in that article: "It's what Bernie Brewer thinks he's sliding down after a couple buttons of peyote."

[chancellor]

I realize its only one game, but I'm liking my $3 Kyle Lohse even more...

[JudeBaldo]

I realize its only one game, but I'm liking my $3 Kyle Lohse even more...

Early season overreaction thread candidate. ;-)

[JudeBaldo]

Motte leaving it over the plate so far. Sigh.

[Judge Jude]

Bad job by my guy Salas, allows an inherited runner to score, setting up an easy 4-1 save for Motte......

[JudeBaldo]

Bad job by my guy Salas, allows an inherited runner to score, setting up an easy 4-1 save for Motte......

I'm a happy Motte owner. :-)

[swampdragon]

I realize its only one game, but I'm liking my $3 Kyle Lohse even more...

trade him while you can - oh wait - $3 ok that was a good price