Mock One Rosters

[BigJonEmpire]

C Chris Ianetta 20.20
1B Ryan Howard 5.01
3B Alex Rodriguez 3.01
CR Freddie Freeman 6.20
2B Ryan Raburn 16.20
SS Jhonny Peralta 11.01
MI Jamey Carroll 17.01
OF Matt Kemp 1.01
OF Michael Bourn 2.20
OF Delmon Young 10.20
OF Bryce Harper 13.01
OF Gerrardo Parra 22.20
Utl Paul Goldschmidt 7.01

SP C.J. Wilson 4.20
SP Ubaldo Jimenez 8.20
SP Derek Holland 9.01
SP Chris Sale 12.20
SP Johan Santana 14.20
P Ryan Dempster 15.01
P Shelby Miller 21.01
RP Joaquin Benoit 19.01
RP Sean Marshall 18.20

R1 Alberto Callaspo, 3B
R2 Julio Borbon, OF
R3 Rex Brothers, RP
R4 Clint Barmes, SS
R5 Josh Lueke RP

[braveshots]

Mock One Rosters

C Mike Napoli 3.08
1B Edwin Encarnarcion 9.08
3B Ryan Roberts 8.13
CR Daric Barton 20.13
2B Robinson Cano 1.08
SS Sean Rodriguez 13.08
MI Brandon Phillips 4.13
OF Melky Cabrera 6.13
OF Grady Sizemore 11.08
OF Jon Jay 15.08
OF Eric Thames 16.13
OF Will Venable 17.08
Utl Ty Wigginton 21.08

SP Jered Weaver 2.13
SP Madison Bumgarner 5.08
SP Chris Carpenter 7.08
SP Jair Jurrjens 14.13
SP Jeff Karstens 18.13
P Randy Wolf 19.08
P Octoavio Dotel 22.13
RP Jordan Walden 10.13
RP Matt Capps 12.13

Reserve #1 John Buck 23.13
Reserve #2 Bronson Arroyo 24.08
Reserve #3 Randall Delgado 25.13
Reserve #4 Juan Uribe 26.08
Reserve #5 Garrett Richards 27.13

[Piney Boy]

Egregious Gizzards

C Wilson Ramos 15.05
1B Miguel Cabrera 1.05
3B Brett Lawrie 2.16
CI Eric Hosmer 3.05
2B Jemile Weeks 7.05
SS Alicides Escobar 14.16
MI Tyler Greene 21.05
OF Lance Berkman 5.05
OF Coco Crisp 8.16
OF Vernon Wells 13.05
OF J.D. Martinez 16.16
OF Aubrey Huff 18.16
Utl Brandon Allen 22.16

SP Mat Latos 4.16
SP Ricky Romero 6.16
SP Tim Hudson 10.16
SP Alexi Ogando 12.16
SP Brad Peacock 19.05
P Brian Fuentes 20.16
P David Robertson 17.05
RP Carlos Marmol 9.05
RPJoakim Soria 11.05

BENCH Andruw Jones 23.16
BENCH Joe Saunders 24.05
BENCH Bartolo Colon 25.16
BENCH Charlie Morton 26.05
BENCH

[Grinch]

Mock You!

C Brian McCann 4.07
1B Brandon Belt 10.07
2B Johnny Giavotella 15.14
3B Evan Longoria 1.14
SS Erick Aybar 8.07
CI Danny Valencia 17.14
MI Tyler Pastornicky 16.07
OF Josh Hamilton 2.07
OF Jason Heyward 6.07
OF Nick Swisher 7.14
OF Alejandro De Aza 12.07
OF Leonys Martin 19.14
UT Garrett Jones 21.14

SP Jon Lester 3.14
SP Dan Hudson 5.14
SP Colby Lewis 11.14
SP Vance Worley 13.14
SP Edwin Jackson 14.07
P Phil Hughes 18.07
P Wade Davis 20.07
RP Jason Motte 9.14
RP Jake McGee 22.07

R1 Jacob Turner 23.07
R2 Jonathan Broxton 24.14
R3 Andy Dirks 25.07
R4 Fautino de los Santos 26.14
R5 Chris Carter 27.07

[willthethrill]

Beer is Victory (or some play on Victory Beer)

C Ramon Hernandez, 22.18
1B Adam Lind, 7.03
3B Aramis Ramirez, 4.18
CR Mitch Moreland, 13.03
2B Aaron Hill, 9.03
SS Troy Tulowitzki, 1.03
MI Jose Altuve, 14.18
OF Hunter Pence, 3.03
OF Adam Jones, 5.03
OF Alex Rios, 11.03
OF Denard Span, 16.18
OF Marlon Byrd, 18.18
Utl Jimmy Paredes, 20.18

SP Tim Lincecum, 2.18
SP Johnny Cueto, 8.18
SP Ervin Santana, 10.18
SP Chad Billingsley, 12.18
SP Jeff Niemann, 19.03
P Vinnie Pestano, 21.03
P Tyler Clippard, 17.03
RP Drew Storen, 6.18
RP Matt Thornton, 15.03

Reserve #1 Daniel Descalso, 23.18
Reserve #2 Nate Schierholtz, 24.03
Reserve #3 Dallas Braden, 25.18
Reserve #4 Jason Vargas, 26.03
Reserve #5 Scott Downs, 27.18

[joncarlos]

JC's Mockumentarians 2012 (The Duda Abides)

C Matt Wieters, 6.11
1B Lucas Duda, 12.11
3B Mike Moustakas, 9.10
CR Mat Gamel, 14.11
2B Jason Kipnis, 7.10
SS Jose Reyes, 1.10
MI Asdrubal Cabrera, 4.11
OF Jay Bruce, 2.11
OF Brett Gardner, 5.10
OF Torii Hunter, 10.11
OF Nyjer Morgan, 16.11
OF Cody Ross, 19.10
Utl Travis Hafner, 21.10

SP Dan Haren, 3.10
SP Matt Garza, 8.11
SP Justin Masterson, 13.10
SP Ryan Vogelsong, 15.10
SP Josh Tomlin, 20.11
P Greg Holland, 22.11
P Wilton Lopez, 18.11
RP Kyle Farnsworth, 11.10
RP Johnny Venters, 17.10

Reserve #1 RP Hong-Chi Kuo, SEA
Reserve #2 OF/1B Juan Rivera, LAD
Reserve #3 SP Chien-Ming Wang, WSH
Reserve #4 OF Ryan Kalish, BOS
Reserve #5 RP Ramon Ramirez, NYM

[In the Corn]

C - Ryan Doumit - 15.02
1B - Albert Pujols - 1.02
3B - David Freese - 9.02
CR - Carlos Santana - 3.02
2B - Ben Zobrist - 2.19
SS - J.J. Hardy - 6.19
MI - Trevor Plouffe - 16.19
OF - Austin Jackson - 10.19
OF - Jason Kubel - 11.02
OF - Lorenzo Cain - 12.19
OF - Eric Young - 18.19
OF - Chris Denorfia - 20.19
Utl - Tsuyoshi Nishioka - 21.02]

SP - Stephen Strasburg - 4.19
SP - Cory Luebke - 7.02
SP - Jonathon Sanchez - 12.19
SP - Ricky Nolasco - 14.19
SP - Carlos Zambrano - 17.02
P - Carl Pavano - 19.02
P - Jesse Crain 22.19
RP - Mariano Rivera - 5.02
RP - Jose Valverde - 8.19

Reserve #1 - Joe Benson - OF, MN
Reserve #2 - Nick Franklin - SS - Seat
Reserve #3 - Maicer Izturis - MI, CR - LAA
Reserve #4 - Chris Parmalee - 1B - MN
Reserve #5 - Sam Fuld - OF - TB

[Erik]

FIBER MAKES ME SAD

C Russell Martin, NYY 15.15
1B Paul Konerko, CHW 3.15
3B Brent Morel, CHW 16.06
CR Mark Trumbo, LAA 10.06
2B Kelly Johnson, TOR 9.15
SS Hanley Ramirez, MIA 1.15
MI Dee Gordon, LAD 8.06
OF Andrew McCutchen, PIT 2.06
OF Jayson Werth, WAS 5.15
OF Yoenis Cespedes, OAK 13.15
OF Alfonso Soriano, CHC 14.06
OF Jerry Sands, LAD 18.06
Utl Laynce Nix, PHI 21.15

SP Yovani Gallardo, MIL 4.06
SP Josh Johnson, MIA 6.06
SP Wandy Rodriguez, HOU 11.15
SP Joe Blanton, PHI 17.15
SP Dillon Gee, NYM 19.15
P Luke Gregerson, SD 20.06
P Aaron Harang, LAD 22.06
RP Brian Wilson, SF 7.15
RP Huston Street, SD 12.06

Reserve #1 Fernando Salas, P STL 23.06
Reserve #2 Carlos Ruiz, C PHI 24.15
Reserve #3 Clayton Richard, P SD 25.06
Reserve #4 Chris Getz, 2B KC 26.15
Reserve #5 Kerry Wood, P CHC 27.06

[Frank]

Mock one draft - 2012 season

RAKKASANS

C - SALAVADOR PEREZ - KANSAS CITY - 20.14
1B - JOEY VOTTO - CINCINNATI - 1.07
3B - KEVIN YOUKILIS - BOSTON - 5.07
CI - BRYAN LAHAIR - 1B / OF - CHICAGO - 19.07
2B - DUSTIN ACKLEY - SEATTLE - 6.14
SS - ELVIS ANDRUS - TEJAS - 3.07
MI - ZACK COZART - MI/SS - ZINCINNATI - 14.14
OF - MATT HOLLIDAY - ST LOUIS - 2.13
OF - SHIN SOO CHOO - CLEVELAND - 4.14
OF - ANGEL PAGAN - SAN FRANSISCO - 12.14
OF - BRENNAN BOESCH - DETROIT - 13.7
OF - NOLAN REIMOLD - BALTIMORE - 16.14
Utl - ROGER BERNADINA - WASHINGTON - 21.7

SP - DOUG FISTER - DETROIT - 9.07
SP - MAX SCHERZER - DETROIT - 10.14
SP - JAMIE GARCIA - ST. LOUIS - 11.07
SP - IVAN NOVA - NYY - 15.07
SP - TIM STAUFFER - SAN DIEGO 17.07
P - LUKE HOCHEVAR - KANSAS CITY - 18.14
P - ANTONIO BASTARDO - PHILADELPHIA - 22.14
RP - RYAN MADSON - CINCINNATI - 7.07
RP - HEATH BELL - MIAMI - 8.14

Reserve #1 - KOJI UEHARA - RP - TEXAS - 23.14
Reserve #2 - JOEL PERALTA - RP - TAMPA BAY - 24.07
Reserve #3 - TODD FRAZIER - MI/CI - CINCINATI -25.14
Reserve #4 - DAVID CARPENTER - RP - HOUSTON - 26.07
Reserve #5 - RYAN FLHERTY - MI/CI/OF - BALTIMORE - 27.14

[the splinter]

C - Jarrod Saltalamachia 14.12
1B - Justin Morneau 08.12
3B - Ryan Zimmerman 02.12
CI - Lonnie Chisenhall 11.09
2B - Howie Kendrick 05.09
SS - Jason Bartlett 18.12
MI - Mark Ellis 21.09
OF - Carlos Gonzalez 01.09
OF - Michael Morse 04.12
OF - Jeff Francoeur 09.09
OF - Travis Snider 16.12
OF - Jordan Schafer 19.09
Utl

SP - Zack Greinke 03.09
SP - Adam Wainright 06.12
SP - Clay Buchholz 10.12
SP - Gavin Floyd 12.12
SP - Jaun Nicasio 20.12
P - Aroldis Chapman 13.09
P - Daniel Bard 17.09
RP - Andrew Bailey 07.09
RP - Mike Adams 15.09

[revo]

C
1B...Adrian Gonzalez, BOS
3B...Mark Reynolds, BAL
CI
2B
SS...Starlin Castro, CHC
MI
OF....BJ Upton, TB
OF
OF
OF
OF
Utl

SP... Cliff Lee, PHI
SP...Michael Pineda, NYY
SP
SP
SP
P
P
RP
RP

[j_roz]

C Alex Avila, Det (7.17)
1B Carlos Pena, TB (11.17)
3B Adrian Beltre, Tx (2.04)
CR Chris Davis, Bal, (16.04)
2B Dustin Pedroia, Bos (1.17)
SS Rafael Furcal, StL (10.04)
MI Cliff Pennington, Oak (17.17)
OF Alex Gordon, KC (3.17)
OF Chris Young, AZ (6.04)
OF Yonder Alonzo, SD (9.17)
OF Dayan Viciedo, CHW (13.17)
OF David Murphy, TX (14.04)
Utl Devin Mesoraco, Cin (20.04)

SP Ian Kennedy, AZ, (4.04)
SP Tommy Hanson, AtL (5.17)
SP Eric Bedard, Pit, (15.17)
SP Matt Harrison, TX, (18.04)
SP Wie-Yin Chen, Bal (19.07)
P Guillermo Moscoso, Col (21.17)
P Rick Porcello, Det, (22.04)
RP Neftali Feliz, Tx (8.04)
RP Chris Perez, Cleve (12.04)

R1 Kyle Seager, 3B, Sea
R2 Jonathan Singleton, OF/1B, Hous
R3 Paul Maholm, P, Chic
R4 Brett Wallace, 1B, Hous
R5 Bruce Chen, P, KC

[Don Quixote]

C 12.09 Nick Hundley, San Diego
1B 7.12 Adam Dunn, White Sox
3B 2.09 Pablo Sandoval, San Francisco
CR 18.09 Todd Helton, Colorado
2B 15.12 Alexi Casilla, Minnesota
SS 6.09 Alexei Ramirez, White Sox
MI 22.09 Darwin Barney, Cubs
OF 1.12 Justin Upton, Arizona
OF 3.12 Shane Victorino, Philadelphia
OF 9.12 Carlos Lee, Houston
OF 13.12 Seth Smith, Oakland
OF 16.09 Rajai Davis, Toronto
Utl 20.09 Casper Wells, Seattle

SP 4.09 James Shields, Tampa Bay
SP 8.09 Brandon Beachy, Atlanta
SP 10.09 Hiroki Kuroda, Yankees
SP 14.09 Jonathon Niese, Mets
SP 21.12 Chris Narveson, Milwaukee
P 17.12 Sergio Romo, San Francisco
P 19.12 Francisco Rodriguez, Milwaukee
RP 5.12 John Axford, Milwaukee
RP 11.12 Rafael Betancourt, Colorado

Reserve #1 Norichika Aoki, OF, Milwaukee
Reserve #2 Jerry Hairston Jr., 3B-OF-2B, Los Angeles
Reserve #3 Freddy Garcia, SP, Yankees
Reserve #4 Kyle Blanks, OF, San Diego
Reserve #5 Matt Belisle, P, Colorado

[Hornsby]

Preachers

C - Joe Mauer, Minnesota (5.16)
1B - Prince Fielder, Detroit (1.16)
3B - Eduardo Nunez, NY Yankees (15.16)
CI - Adam LaRoche, Washington (14.05)
2B - Danny Espinoza, Washington (8.05)
SS - Stephen Drew, Arizona (7.16)
MI - Brenden Ryan, Seattle (22.05)
OF - Ryan Braun, Milwaukee (2.05)
OF - Drew Stubbs, Cincinnati (4.05)
OF - John Mayberry, Philadelphia (11.16)
OF - Ben Revere, Minnesota (13.16)
OF - Luke Scott, Tampa Bay (16.05)
Utl - Nolan Arenado, Colorado (17.16)

SP - David Price, Tampa Bay (3.16)
SP - Yu Darvish, Texas (6.05)
SP - Scott Baker, Minnesota (10.05)
SP - R.A. Dickey, NY Mets (20.05)
SP - Felipe Paulino, Kansas City (21.16)
P - David Hernandez, Arizona (19.16)
P - Glen Perkins, Minnesota (18.05)
RP - Joel Hanrahan, Pittsburgh (9.16)
RP - Brandon League, Seattle (12.05)

B - Scott Rolen 3B, Cincinnati (23.05)
B - Andrew Cashner P, San Diego (24.16)
B - Nate McLouth OF, Pittsburgh (25.05)
B - Ramon Santiago SS/2B, Detroit (26.16)
B - Dustin McGowan P, Toronto (27.05)

[DJBeasties]

C - Yadier Molina, 9.18
1B - Mark Teixeira, 2.03
2B - Freddy Sanchez, 19.18
3B - Martin Prado, 8.03
SS - Yunel Escobar, 10.03
MI - Marco Scutaro, 12.03
CI - Chipper Jones, 11.18
OF - Mike Stanton, 1.18
OF - Nelson Cruz, 3.18
OF - Andre Ethier, 4.03
OF - Peter Bourjos, 7.18
OF - Ryan Ludwick, 21.18
Utl - Johnny Damon, 13.18

SP - Josh Beckett, 6.03
SP - Bud Norris, 14.03
SP - Mike Minor, 15.18
SP - Chris Capuano, 16.03
SP - Brett Myers, 17.18
P - AJ Burnett, 18.03
P - Edward Mujica, 20.03
RP - Jonathan Papelbon, 5.18
RP - Alfredo Aceves, 22.03


R - Placido Polanco