Baseball players as movie titles

[Moonlight J]

Twitter had the trend last night with movie titles and "members" -- let's have some fun with baseball players and movie titles

**full disclosure, this is the topic of my already-submitted BPro article**

1st one: Scott Kazmir - Tombstone (as in dead career)

[Hammer]

Ian Stewart- Things to do in Denver when youre dead

[BuckyBuckner]

Elijah Dukes - The Big Easy (cause he's got so many kids)

[Moonlight J]

one of the 8 I did today

Scott Kazmir – “Tombstone”:

Curly Tony Reagins just told Kazmir ‘bye,’ and Johnny Ringo just said it smelled like someone’s pitching stats died. Kazmir was coming off an awful 2010 with a 5.31 SIERA in 150 innings of work in which his walk rate nearly matched his strikeout rate. He was quickly thrown on the disabled list this season, but his rehab work in Triple-A Salt Lake City has been beyond horrible. In 15 innings of work he has allowed 22 hits, walked 20 batters, and struck out just 14. The only good news is that he has not given up a home run in the Pacific Coast League, but that may be a by-product of batters just feeling pity for someone that was once one of the top young arms in all of baseball. If someone picks him up now, it’s trying to catch sparks (he doesn’t have lightning any longer) in a bottle while the Angels are writing the paychecks. If you roster Kazmir at this point, you’ve either lost a bet with a friend or you are a glutton for punishment.

[Neilage]

Mike Stanton: Big Fish

[B-Fly]

Nyjer Morgan - 2 Fast 2 Furious

[B-Fly]

Carlos Pena - The Walking Man

[joncarlos]

Jeremy Jeffress - Herbie (or Up In Smoke, if you want to be accurate instead of funny)

[Gregg]

Roy Halladay- The Gift

Jason Heyward- The Glass Menagerie

Baseball Owners- The Men's Club

Jose Bautista- Never Say Never

Hanley Ramirez - Mortal Thoughts

Milton Bradley- 12 Angry Men

Albert Pujols- The Terminator

[dannahann]

Jarrod Dyson - Dat wut speed do

[dannahann]

Jarrod Dyson - Dat wut speed do

nevermind I realize it should've been a real movie title

[Stephen]

Rocco Baldelli - Frailty
Julio Franco - The Man That Time Forgot
Mark Prior - Up in Smoke
Greg Maddux, Anthony Young & Randy Johnson - The Good, The Bad & The Ugly
Joe Morgan & Rick Sutcliffe - Dumb & Dumber
Dan Uggla as a Brave - Superbad
Kris Benson - Indecent Proposal

[ironfist]

Alex Rodriguez - Fistful of Dollars
Mark Prior - Great White Hype

[Don Quixote]

Aroldis Chapman--The Left-Handed Gun
Joey Votto--The Cincinnati Kid
Ozzie Guillen--The Mouse That Roared

[AbPow]

Roger Clemens-Drugstore Cowboy
David Cone-Spanking the Monkey
Jeff Kent-Car Wash
Clint Barmes-The Deer Hunter
Elijah Dukes-Raging (Durham) Bull
Jamie Moyer-Oldboy
Mark McGwire-Unforgiven
John Lowenstein & Gary Roenicke-Platoon
Jeff Niemann-Scarface