If there already is a 'make fun of these trade offer' threads, I'm sorry

[Porcello]

But this is just awful.

I let this guy kinda fleece me before the season because I only had one closer (gave Cano for a relatively cheap price for Weeks and Broxton), so I think he thinks he can do it again.

I put one of my 4 aces (J Weaver, Lincecum, Verlander, Hamels) on the block because my offense sucks and I'm still hurting in saves, so we go back and forth until he sends me Markakis + S Romo for Boesch and Weaver. Before this counter I told him I need a closer (I wanted Kimbrel) or a significant upgrade on offense - his offer doesn't meet either need. His reply? Markakis + Arencibia (I have Mauer and Conger already) + Romo + Gorz for Boesch + Weaver + Hamels.

Boy must think I'm missing a few screws! Thanks for reading my vent

[revo]

But this is just awful.

I let this guy kinda fleece me before the season because I only had one closer (gave Cano for a relatively cheap price for Weeks and Broxton), so I think he thinks he can do it again.

I put one of my 4 aces (J Weaver, Lincecum, Verlander, Hamels) on the block because my offense sucks and I'm still hurting in saves, so we go back and forth until he sends me Markakis + S Romo for Boesch and Weaver. Before this counter I told him I need a closer (I wanted Kimbrel) or a significant upgrade on offense - his offer doesn't meet either need. His reply? Markakis + Arencibia (I have Mauer and Conger already) + Romo + Gorz for Boesch + Weaver + Hamels.

Boy must think I'm missing a few screws! Thanks for reading my vent

There ain't no one more overrated than Markakis these last couple of seasons, too. That's ridiculous.

In a 16tm HTH I got an offer the other day of Drew Storen for Shin Soo-Choo.....lessee, that's 1 category for 5? Ummm, I may not be a math major, and In understand supply & demand, but.......