Matt Harvey: Mysterious Injury (3/28/16)

[onejayhawk]

Well, that sounds really damn scary. The Mets, man...

And painful. No wonder he had velocity issues.

J

[chancellor]

Probably an STD.

You were closer than the Mets doctors! Congratulations!

[Judge Jude]

got early peek at NY Daily News headline tomorrow (really)

YA GOTTA RELIEVE!

(for those under 50, google Tug McGraw and 1973 Mets and slogan)

from biography.com

"Born Frank Edwin McGraw Jr. on Aug. 30, 1944, in Martinez, California. McGraw was nicknamed "Tug" by his mother, Mable McKenna, because of his over-aggressive style of breast-feeding as a baby."

"McGraw always had a way with words and, following in the tradition of fellow New York baseball legend Yogi Berra, became a master of the quotable quip. "Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey," McGraw once said, when a reporter asked what he'd do with his salary. "The other 10 percent I'll probably waste."

[Sharky]

You were closer than the Mets doctors! Congratulations!

I'm a Mets fan. Gallows humor comes with the territory.

[Sharky]

got early peek at NY Daily News headline tomorrow (really)
YA GOTTA RELIEVE!

Hey Tug, did you play better on grass or on turf?
I don't know. I never smoked turf.