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  • PSA: Valentines Day is coming

    Don't get caught with your metaphorical pants down.

    Your actual pants are a different matter.
    “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

    "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

    "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

    Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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    I'm not wearing any metaphorical pants right now.
    "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer View Post
      I'm not wearing any metaphorical pants right now.
      I don't like their fit...too constrictive. I will stick with Toughskins
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      Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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      The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
      George Orwell, 1984

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      • #4
        Time to give the wife the gift that every woman really wants: a date with Fresno Bob.
        More American children die by gunfire in a year than on-duty police officers and active duty military.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Bene Futuis View Post
          Time to give the wife the gift that every woman really wants: a date with Fresno Bob.
          Metaphorical pants might be more appreciated.
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          Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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          The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
          George Orwell, 1984

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Bene Futuis View Post
            Time to give the wife the gift that every woman really wants: a date with Fresno Bob.
            A man among men
            If I whisper my wicked marching orders into the ether with no regard to where or how they may bear fruit, I am blameless should a broken spirit carry those orders out upon the innocent, for it was not my hand that took the action merely my lips which let slip their darkest wish. ~Daniel Devereaux 2011

            Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
            Martin Luther King, Jr.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by GwynnInTheHall View Post
              A man among men
              A man among women would fit the narrative better.
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              Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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              The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
              George Orwell, 1984

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              • #8
                SNL has a gift giving suggestion.



                BTW: This video won an Emmy award.
                “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

                ― Albert Einstein

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