Pleasant Surprises.

[umjewman]

or if the pheasant made the date on tinder he might be surprised as much.

You're wayyyyy too old and wayyyyy too married to be knowing anything about tinder, Mr. Otter Sir.

[umjewman]

And what exactly do you mean by that?

It kind of checks all of the boxes for you:

Mistaken post in the Sports Bar.......check

Puns.........................................check

Opportunity for madcap antics.......check

[Gregg]

[Gregg]

actually I think this is redundant - nobody plans to see a pheasant, it's always like "hey, what was that, was that a pheasant? yeah, I think it was ... "

even in a restaurant, if you see pheasant on the menu you're like "wow, that's a surprise, I'm not sure if I've ever had pheasant, I imagine it's like chicken ... maybe I should try it ... " ... and then you order the steak ...

[Steve 2.0]

You're wayyyyy too old and wayyyyy too married to be knowing anything about tinder, Mr. Otter Sir.

I may be old and married but I'm hip to the modern buzz.

[umjewman]

I may be old and married but I'm hip to the modern buzz.

Does the Mrs. know about your forays onto Tinder?

[revo]

What's an "aperrience?"

[madducks]

What's an "aperrience?"

An unpleasant surprise for Gregg.

[Gregg]

What's an "aperrience?"

Do you know what happens if you google aperrience? The video above shows up. Ha.

I was thinking maybe it was Portuguese or ???

[Steve 2.0]

Does the Mrs. know about your forays onto Tinder?

I know of it's existence. I've never used Tinder. The Mrs. and I met on ourtime.com

[madducks]

You are welcome.

Speaking of welcome.....welcome back to the baseball forum.

[Steve 2.0]

Speaking of welcome.....welcome back to the baseball forum.

I was tricked!

[madducks]

I was tricked!

It was all part of Gregg's evil plan.

[Sharky]

It was all part of Gregg's evil plan.

Yeah. He otter know better.