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  • #16
    Originally posted by Pauly View Post
    1.07 Literally, anything with the word "literally"
    Winner!

    Unless of course it used incorrectly, then it is kind of funny.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by DMT View Post
      1.03 - It Is What It Is
      This right here. That would be my first, second and third round pick. I hate that saying. Of course it is what it is. What the fuck else would it be?

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      • #18
        1.10 agree to disagree
        If I whisper my wicked marching orders into the ether with no regard to where or how they may bear fruit, I am blameless should a broken spirit carry those orders out upon the innocent, for it was not my hand that took the action merely my lips which let slip their darkest wish. ~Daniel Devereaux 2011

        Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
        Martin Luther King, Jr.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by GwynnInTheHall View Post
          agree to disagree
          with which one

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          • #20
            Originally posted by GwynnInTheHall View Post
            1.10 agree to disagree
            I disagree
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            Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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            The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
            George Orwell, 1984

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            • #21
              1.11 - Make America Great Again

              Steal

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              • #22
                Originally posted by revo View Post
                1.11 - Make America Great Again

                Steal
                Does this include the Stop the Steal addendum?
                If I whisper my wicked marching orders into the ether with no regard to where or how they may bear fruit, I am blameless should a broken spirit carry those orders out upon the innocent, for it was not my hand that took the action merely my lips which let slip their darkest wish. ~Daniel Devereaux 2011

                Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
                Martin Luther King, Jr.

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                • #23
                  1.12 - To make a long story short

                  I had a good friend of mine who always said this, and, no his stories were never any shorter. In fact, they were longer.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by revo View Post
                    1.12 - To make a long story short

                    I had a good friend of mine who always said this, and, no his stories were never any shorter. In fact, they were longer.
                    I always interject "to make a short story long" when my wife starts rambling. Seems more accurate

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by ironfist View Post
                      I always interject "to make a short story long" when my wife starts rambling. Seems more accurate
                      1.13 If I might interject

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by ironfist View Post
                        I always interject "to make a short story long" when my wife starts rambling. Seems more accurate
                        That is not the way to an intimate evening. Pick your battles man pick your battles!

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                        • #27
                          1.14 Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave.


                          All I was doing was taking tequila shots and lighting firecrackers! Those people at the petting zoo are so f'n sensitive.
                          More American children die by gunfire in a year than on-duty police officers and active duty military.

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                          • #28
                            2.01 - Best shape of his life

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                            • #29
                              2.02 - Brick and mortar

                              Just call it a fucking store you douchebag

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                              • #30
                                2.03 "Official ________ Draft"
                                “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

                                "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

                                "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

                                Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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