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05-18-2022, 07:15 AM

umjewman replied to a thread The new COVID thread in Hot Button Topics

Sorry to hear that. It seems like everyone I know has been getting it recently; fortunately it seems like most of the cases I’ve heard about locally...

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05-18-2022, 07:13 AM

umjewman replied to a thread And so it has begun in Hot Button Topics

On the plus side, at least Douchebag Cawthorn lost his primary.

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05-10-2022, 05:46 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Trade offer response time in The Baseball Forum

Johnny Dickshot likes casual conversation?

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05-10-2022, 01:23 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Trade offer response time in The Baseball Forum

Usually at least an “I’m thinking about it” within a few hours. If it’s a terrible offer, I will often just leave it out there indefinitely as a...

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05-10-2022, 01:20 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Baseball Trivia in The Baseball Forum

I think he likes when he gets the round of applause after collecting himself. So far we have the ankle, arm and back that have been hit.

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05-10-2022, 10:41 AM

umjewman replied to a thread Baseball Trivia in The Baseball Forum

Which little leaguer is setting hit by pitch records by being hit in 3 consecutive games, and then following it up by somehow getting hit by a pitch...

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05-03-2022, 09:23 AM

umjewman replied to a thread SCOTUS about to overturn Roe v. Wade in Hot Button Topics

Ah, the GOP. Always concerned about the sanctity of life…until the kid is born. Then it’s time to for that little shit to pull himself up by his...

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04-28-2022, 02:28 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Terrible offers thread in The Baseball Forum

What is the percent chance that Yates is actually the Braves closer next year? It has to be lower than 2% doesn't it?

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04-28-2022, 01:40 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Terrible offers thread in The Baseball Forum

I'm dumping in a 5x5 OBP league, and I just received this one: I give Bryce Harper at $53, first year. I get Dustin May at $11 (expiring next...

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04-27-2022, 04:50 PM

umjewman replied to a thread The new COVID thread in Hot Button Topics

Small steps...

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04-27-2022, 04:39 PM

umjewman replied to a thread The new COVID thread in Hot Button Topics

"Oklahoma has never used firing squad as a method of executing prisoners since statehood, but current state law does allow for its use if other...

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04-26-2022, 01:25 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Would you rather in The Sports Bar

I’ve seen pictures of you. Your ears are fairly average sized. Just tell the truth!

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04-26-2022, 01:24 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Would you rather in The Sports Bar

I’ve seen pictures of you. You don’t have a cloak of invisibility. More lies.

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04-26-2022, 12:24 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Would you rather in The Sports Bar

I've seen pictures of you. You don't have a handlebar mustache. You sit on a throne of lies.

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04-25-2022, 06:48 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Would you rather in The Sports Bar

Especially if you sneak your gun into the ring.

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04-25-2022, 02:28 PM

umjewman replied to a thread And so it has begun in Hot Button Topics

No, Ted Cruz is not my mother.

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04-25-2022, 02:05 PM

umjewman replied to a thread And so it has begun in Hot Button Topics

Honestly reminds me of when my mom learned how to text. She always used to sign her texts "mom." Thanks, wasn't sure who was texting me.

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04-23-2022, 04:32 PM

umjewman replied to a thread And so it has begun in Hot Button Topics

“ The hearings will tell a story that will really blow the roof off the House," Raskin said Thursday at an event hosted by Georgetown University's...

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04-23-2022, 07:54 AM

umjewman replied to a thread Would you rather in The Sports Bar

He may not be peak anymore, but looks like the dude on the plane chose the Tyson punch over the .22. ...

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Date of Birth: August 12, 1980 (41)

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Location:: Jersey

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