Ryan Braun Conspiracy Theory game.

[Gregg]

The guilty not guilty thread in the other forum got me to thinking.

Let's have some fun. What ya got?



Reasonable doubt? Here you go.

Ryan Braun = Known lothario

Ryan Braun = beds the wrong woman

Ryan Braun = herpes medicaton

Dino Laurenzi = stores sample at home

Dino Laurenzi =very nervous on stand

Wrong woman bedded = Dino Laurenzi's girlfriend

Dino Laurenzi = gets herpes and broken heart

Dino Laurenzi = don't mess with Dino, your urine might spike


I have been watching too much CSI. bwa ha ha

[Fresno Bob]

I blame the Jews

[umjewman]

I blame the Jews

All of us? Or just some?

[Fresno Bob]

All of us? Or just some?

Arent you all just one big bloc governed by the Protocols of the Elders of Zion? Thats what my texas high school history book says....

[chancellor]

I blame the Jews

Bah, we all know it's Obama's Muslim brothers launching a devastating terror attack on MLB's Jewish population using testosterone-based weapons of mass destruction purchased in Mali.

[Judge Jude]

The collector is a member of Al Queda, sent to foment a race war by getting the entire U.S. Jewish population to rise up in outrage against MLB, President Obama, and the entire U.S. power structure at Braun getting suspended. This leads to the U.S. ending its political partnership with Israel, leading to a nuclear exchange between the two countries.

What, it could have happened!

[johnnya24]

If it was a Jewish conspiracy he'd be called Ryan Brain ... no?

[bryanbutler]

Ryan Braun = beds Fresno Bob

and we all know FB is on the juice. and he's a whore.

[Fresno Bob]

and we all know FB is on the juice. and he's a whore.

And now ive got to go get checked for herpes......