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  • #16
    Originally posted by The Feral Slasher View Post
    although maybe we can get into an argument now to make it more interesting for UMJewman.
    This little back and forth between Ken and Gregg ticked it up a notch, I will admit.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by umjewman View Post
      This little back and forth between Ken and Gregg ticked it up a notch, I will admit.
      Yeah, but don't tell him he was actually right.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Gregg View Post
        Yeah, but don't tell him he was actually right.
        I would never do such a heinous thing. Even if he was right, I feel compelled to disagree.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by umjewman View Post
          This little back and forth between Ken and Gregg ticked it up a notch, I will admit.
          Literally?

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          • #20
            Originally posted by The Feral Slasher View Post
            I apparently measured my old laces correctly and the new laces from Walgreens are perfect, i was a bit worried about that.
            Did you do a FORENSIC audit of your old shoelaces before you went to get the new ones? I bet you did.
            "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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            • #21
              Also, can we get an update on the shoelaces?

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              • #22
                Originally posted by umjewman View Post
                Also, can we get an update on the shoelaces?
                Hopefully the new ones haven't worn out yet !
                "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer View Post
                  Did you do a FORENSIC audit of your old shoelaces before you went to get the new ones? I bet you did.
                  If folding them over three times, laying them on the ground, and comparing them to my foot length qualifies as a FORENSIC audit, yes I did (and based on the RJ history of FORENSIC audits I am confident this qualifies as FORENSIC). The Feral Slasher is all about FORENSICs.
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                  Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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                  The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
                  George Orwell, 1984

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer View Post
                    Hopefully the new ones haven't worn out yet !
                    You never know. They don’t make shoelaces like they used to is the word on the street.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by umjewman View Post
                      Also, can we get an update on the shoelaces?
                      Yes, you can
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                      Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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                      The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
                      George Orwell, 1984

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by The Feral Slasher View Post
                        If folding them over three times, laying them on the ground, and comparing them to my foot length qualifies as a FORENSIC audit, yes I did (and based on the RJ history of FORENSIC audits I am confident this qualifies as FORENSIC). The Feral Slasher is all about FORENSICs.
                        In folding over the shoelaces, how many illegal votes for j.biden did you find?

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by The Feral Slasher View Post
                          Yes, you can
                          Thank you, I appreciate it.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer View Post
                            Hopefully the new ones haven't worn out yet !
                            They have not ! Of course I haven't worn the shoes with the new laces yet either...so can't really vouch for them. It may be 2023 before I can give an assessment. I know it's hard to wait...but please be patient !
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                            Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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                            The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
                            George Orwell, 1984

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by umjewman View Post
                              In folding over the shoelaces, how many illegal votes for j.biden did you find?
                              a lot, I can tell you that ! stacks of ballots ! Very suspect
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                              Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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                              The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
                              George Orwell, 1984

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by The Feral Slasher View Post
                                a lot, I can tell you that ! stacks of ballots ! Very suspect
                                *close to 20
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                                Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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                                The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
                                George Orwell, 1984

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