random stuff

[ironfist]

[QUOTE=The Feral Slasher;430389]

there are really good videos out there, but there is a real drop off to the some of the second rate stuff online

that's some real edgy humor there.

[heyelander]

got this joke off reddit.

A man wanted to get a tattoo. The only issue was the tattoo was a devilishly intricate design. He went to his local tattoo parlor but was turned away as the artist was not skilled enough. He tried again at a busy show in a nearby city, only to be told it was too difficult once again.

Dejected, the man set out on a quest to find a tattoo artist skilled enough to make his dream a reality. He searched all across the US to no avail. He moved to the UK, then Germany, then Japan, but still could not find an artist skilled enough for his design. He continued he quest around the world.

It was only near the end of his journey, in a small dingy Spanish shop that his dream finally came to fruition. When the tattoo was complete it was just as glorious as he had imagined. Every painstaking detail was perfectly replicated on his body, every vibrant color perfectly transplanted. Its execution exceeded even his wildest dreams, after all, no one expects the Spanish ink precision

[Sour Masher]

got this joke off reddit.

A man wanted to get a tattoo. The only issue was the tattoo was a devilishly intricate design. He went to his local tattoo parlor but was turned away as the artist was not skilled enough. He tried again at a busy show in a nearby city, only to be told it was too difficult once again.

Dejected, the man set out on a quest to find a tattoo artist skilled enough to make his dream a reality. He searched all across the US to no avail. He moved to the UK, then Germany, then Japan, but still could not find an artist skilled enough for his design. He continued he quest around the world.

It was only near the end of his journey, in a small dingy Spanish shop that his dream finally came to fruition. When the tattoo was complete it was just as glorious as he had imagined. Every painstaking detail was perfectly replicated on his body, every vibrant color perfectly transplanted. Its execution exceeded even his wildest dreams, after all, no one expects the Spanish ink perfection.

Ha, I like it. I didn't see the punchline coming until the words "after all." I haven't seen any MP stuff in a long time. Might be time to see how it holds up.

[heyelander]

i think I actually fucked up the punchline.. .should be precision, not perfection. Ironic?

[Sour Masher]

i think I actually fucked up the punchline.. .should be precision, not perfection. Ironic?

That does work better, but perfection was close enough for me to get the reference.

[Gregg]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1596274974901391360

This is terrific.

[madducks]

[Gregg]

Wow! I couldn't get my battery operated Santa Train for under the tree to work this year.

I enjoyed watching this and appreciate this type of thing, but I have no desire to do it. I think that is part of my appreciation.

[Gregg]

In my quest to find details of Roy Rogers visit to Milwaukee I came across this picture of the June 15th 1977 Pink Floyd Animals Tour at Milwaukee County Stadium. I should have mentioned they sent out a giant pig with red eyes over the band and crowd. Then they blew it up.

It collectively scared all 50,000 people in attendance. I was at that concert the best one I was ever to see. Until today it was only in my minds eye. Thank you RJ!

I hope you will enjoy the picture.

[Gregg]

Might have helped if I posted the exploding pig the first time.

My future wife was at the Chicago leg of the tour 4 days later.

I showed her the picture. She is now playing (Pigs Three Different Ones) loudly in the kitchen.

[madducks]

I was going to ask what happened to the floating pig. When I saw them on a very hot Memorial Day 1988 at Three Rivers Stadium in Pittsburgh, the floating pig squirted on the crowd. Water... I hope.

[madducks]

A new national windchill record was set in Mount Washington, New Hampshire on Friday night when it felt like minus 108° F thanks to a temperature of minus 46° F and wind gusts of 127 mph. Now that's cold! Reportedly, teenagers there were still wearing shorts.

[madducks]

I never knew that paper would explode while under extreme pressure.

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