my reply was 'did you know the reason Monday is the worst day to start pitchers is because umpires don't have a plane to catch like on Wednesday and Sunday.'
it's true. strikezone shrink when you have a plane to catch.
so one time Roger Clemons struck out 20 tigers. I was working at a gas station. I think Dwight Evans lived close by, but that house was round in the woods and no-one ever seemed to live there. Rich Gedman lived in the next town. one year I worked for a landscape company that actually cleaned a garden for him. tall grass, we were afraid of snakes. a restaurant had a picture of Gedman and autograph and the owner got excited when I told him he holds the record in MLB for putouts in a game. and then when I was 17 we landscaped Marty Barrett's house. my landscape boss was a rip off, sort of, and they sued each other. i was living on the couch at the company when Marty Barrett called on the phone and i answered and said his name was Joe. and i gave my boss the phone as he was avoiding his call. and he slightly cussed me out.
and Roger Clemons, he came in the gas station that night even though we had pay at the pump. i just saw some guy with no chin standing 7 ft over me with tons of rings and never looked up. another customer said, 'how'd you guys do tonite' and he replied 'we won' and left. and the customer was like, that was Roger Clemons!. that game was in DET though and it was a night game. he flew all the way from DET after striking out 20 batters, and after deciding to go in the gas station to pay, the two idiots inside didn't even see the game.
all the Red Sox players have dope wives. ..one of my friends that worked at another gas station said Butch Hobson guy has the biggest forearms of anyone you've seen. which is kind of a gay thing to say since forearms for men are to women that boobs are to men. apparently he got busted for drugs once. he was a good player.
it's true. strikezone shrink when you have a plane to catch.
so one time Roger Clemons struck out 20 tigers. I was working at a gas station. I think Dwight Evans lived close by, but that house was round in the woods and no-one ever seemed to live there. Rich Gedman lived in the next town. one year I worked for a landscape company that actually cleaned a garden for him. tall grass, we were afraid of snakes. a restaurant had a picture of Gedman and autograph and the owner got excited when I told him he holds the record in MLB for putouts in a game. and then when I was 17 we landscaped Marty Barrett's house. my landscape boss was a rip off, sort of, and they sued each other. i was living on the couch at the company when Marty Barrett called on the phone and i answered and said his name was Joe. and i gave my boss the phone as he was avoiding his call. and he slightly cussed me out.
and Roger Clemons, he came in the gas station that night even though we had pay at the pump. i just saw some guy with no chin standing 7 ft over me with tons of rings and never looked up. another customer said, 'how'd you guys do tonite' and he replied 'we won' and left. and the customer was like, that was Roger Clemons!. that game was in DET though and it was a night game. he flew all the way from DET after striking out 20 batters, and after deciding to go in the gas station to pay, the two idiots inside didn't even see the game.
all the Red Sox players have dope wives. ..one of my friends that worked at another gas station said Butch Hobson guy has the biggest forearms of anyone you've seen. which is kind of a gay thing to say since forearms for men are to women that boobs are to men. apparently he got busted for drugs once. he was a good player.
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