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  • So here at my company.........

    ....there are no water coolers. Each week, a guy comes in and sells cases of bottled water to the people. He apparently does it at a few different trading firms. Well, thats not all he does.......


    http://dealbreaker.com/2011/03/unfou...#disqus_thread
    After former Broncos quarterback Brian Griese sprained his ankle and said he was tripped on the stairs of his home by his golden retriever, Bella: “The dog stood up on his hind legs and gave him a push? You might want to get rid of that dog, or put him in the circus, one of the two.”

  • #2
    Maybe he just wanted to see who drinks the most water.
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

    ― Albert Einstein

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    • #3
      I like the Amanda Drury Cleveage report better.....but if I was on the floor, and that guy was coming around, I'd have told him that we were thinking of putting in a water cooler, but if he cuts me in for 20% of his take every week, I'd make sure it didn't happen
      "You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper

      "One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski

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      • #4


        Take that Waterboy!

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        • #5
          he almost certainly never read your pot roast thread.

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