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    Opening a new jar of peanut butter.....
    After former Broncos quarterback Brian Griese sprained his ankle and said he was tripped on the stairs of his home by his golden retriever, Bella: “The dog stood up on his hind legs and gave him a push? You might want to get rid of that dog, or put him in the circus, one of the two.”

  • #2
    Originally posted by Hammer View Post
    Opening a new jar of peanut butter.....
    Weird how this "simple pleasure" now has been converted in my mind to "WARNING!!! DEATH RISK TO DAUGHTER!!!"
    Last edited by B-Fly; 03-03-2011, 11:33 AM.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by B-Fly View Post
      Weird how this "simple pleasure" now has been converted in my mind to "WARNING!!! DEATH RISK TO DAUGHTER!!!"
      is she allergic?
      After former Broncos quarterback Brian Griese sprained his ankle and said he was tripped on the stairs of his home by his golden retriever, Bella: “The dog stood up on his hind legs and gave him a push? You might want to get rid of that dog, or put him in the circus, one of the two.”

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Hammer View Post
        is she allergic?
        Yep - pretty severely based on her one exposure and the subsequent blood testing. There are some promising studies going on so I'm hoping that they'll have an approved course of treatment available to the general public sometime within the next several years, but for now, we have to practice complete avoidance and have an epi pen ready to go at all times.

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        • #5
          Daughters (over the age of 18) who like a penis stuck in a new jar of peanut butter.
          “Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.”
          -Ralph Waldo Emerson

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Wonderboy View Post
            Daughters (over the age of 18) who like a penis stuck in a new jar of peanut butter.
            I recommend smooth over chunky
            "You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper

            "One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Fresno Bob View Post
              I recommend smooth over chunky
              That's exactly what your wife told me.

              HOOOWAAAH!!!!!
              “Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.”
              -Ralph Waldo Emerson

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Hammer View Post
                Opening a new jar of peanut butter.....
                The smell of the first cut grass of spring.

                Getting to work a few days a week wearing sweats in my home office.

                The sound of a big V8 reving up.

                The hair wash/ head massage just before getting my hair cut.

                The feeling after just completing a trade in fantasy baseball.

                The first sip of coffee in the morning.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Wonderboy View Post
                  Daughters (over the age of 18) who like a penis stuck in a new jar of peanut butter.
                  Says the man who will end up with 3 daughters.

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                  • #10
                    The smell of bacon
                    "Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?"

                    "Sixty eight percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans."
                    ---Stephen Colbert

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                    • #11
                      Watching your kids watch The Field of Dreams for the first time.

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                      • #12
                        Clocking out on Friday

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                        • #13
                          seeing kids coloring up the sidewalk with chalk.
                          After former Broncos quarterback Brian Griese sprained his ankle and said he was tripped on the stairs of his home by his golden retriever, Bella: “The dog stood up on his hind legs and gave him a push? You might want to get rid of that dog, or put him in the circus, one of the two.”

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by eldiablo505
                            Doing a mountain of cocaine with a bunch of porn stars.
                            Doing a mountain of porn stars with a bunch of cocaine.
                            “Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.”
                            -Ralph Waldo Emerson

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                            • #15
                              Do we need to combine this with the "Live Sex Demonstrations" thread?

                              I'll throw in "the smell of a brand new baseball glove". Always gets me. Also, when a good sized fish first takes the lure, whether you are bass fishing with a Texas rigged worm, or trout fishing with a nice Adams you tied the night before.

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