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As an atheist, I can easily decide which foods to bless.“There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday
"It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock
"I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet
Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?
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Originally posted by Gregg View PostDid you laugh?“There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday
"It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock
"I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet
Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?
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I enjoyed their takedown of Christian music more (the dinner prayer jokes were over my head I guess). Clever and specific, and in my extremely limited exposure to Christian music, all of their critiques seemed pretty accurate. Wasn't someone here mainly listening to Christian music these days? Curious what a fan would think of that one.Larry David was once being heckled, long before any success. Heckler says "I'm taking my dog over to fuck your mother, weekly." Larry responds "I hate to tell you this, but your dog isn't liking it."
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Originally posted by Teenwolf View PostI enjoyed their takedown of Christian music more (the dinner prayer jokes were over my head I guess). Clever and specific, and in my extremely limited exposure to Christian music, all of their critiques seemed pretty accurate. Wasn't someone here mainly listening to Christian music these days? Curious what a fan would think of that one.
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Originally posted by Gregg View PostOh, well I am going to lie to you. That is just great.
I was dating a lady back in the spring who considered herself to be a "recovering Catholic". I had never heard the term, so I looked it up and it seems that a "recovering Catholic" is someone who thinks their relationship with the Catholic Church was detrimental to them. I now consider myself a "recovering Baptist".“There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday
"It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock
"I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet
Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?
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Originally posted by Steve 2.0 View PostTrue story. I was recently at a meeting at a restaurant. There were probably 10-15 of us around the table. All of a sudden, the two people on either side of me grab my hands and we're now having a public prayer over our meal in a public restaurant. Now, these are all friends of mine and one is a Baptist minister (who was giving the blessing) - it made me very uncomfortable. Frankly, if I had been thinking, I would have excused myself from the table. But, I'm also sure they would have just waited until I returned. My point is that it's aggravating when everyone just assumes that everyone at the table wants to participate in their religious rituals. And this is probably why I didn't find the video funny.
I was dating a lady back in the spring who considered herself to be a "recovering Catholic". I had never heard the term, so I looked it up and it seems that a "recovering Catholic" is someone who thinks their relationship with the Catholic Church was detrimental to them. I now consider myself a "recovering Baptist".
That said if you didn't pray then you were just holding hands with friends that wanted to include you.
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Yea this isn't really that funny to me because I have always been super uncomfortable when people pray around a meal I'm about to eat. Thankfully it's been years since I've found myself in this situation.If DMT didn't exist we would have to invent it. There has to be a weirdest thing. Once we have the concept weird, there has to be a weirdest thing. And DMT is simply it.
- Terence McKenna
Bullshit is everywhere. - George Carlin (& Jon Stewart)
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
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