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  • #31
    Originally posted by Gregg View Post
    NO! That is so wrong. She most likely was playing around with the rich guy comment. You would be suggesting she is a gold digger. Even if she is she won't find it funny or cute or let's go on a date material.

    Just a simple reply do you date clients? And then be quiet and let her talk. You will know if she has interest very quickly.
    Gold, Jerry, gold!

    Originally posted by Sour Masher View Post
    Listen to Gregg. For a dude who has been married since the stone age, he got mad game. I can tell by these comments. Be smooth with it and wait for your spot. You had it already, but let it pass. Don't end up like George Costanza and think of a comeback after the fact. Have it locked and ready to go if/when it comes up again.
    The Jerk Store called and they are running out of you! Great analogy. Yes, I let one get away already.

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    • #32
      So what? You're their all time best seller!
      "I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth."

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Mithrandir View Post
        So what? You're their all time best seller!
        Oh yeah? Well I have a fetish for women in comas!

        Ottawa Triple Eh's | P.I.M.P.S. | 14 team keep forever
        Champions 16,21 | Runner up 17,19-20

        The FOS (retired) | MTARBL | 12 team AL 5x5
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        • #34
          How did it go?

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          • #35
            Originally posted by virgonomic View Post
            I've been going to the same hairdresser on and off for years. She's Iranian and very attractive. Today she mentioned that if she found a very rich boyfriend she would quit her job. She's mentioned being single several times over the years.

            She mentioned that she needed to stain her deck and I missed a golden opportunity to offer help; I will follow up next time.

            Any other tips? This could be a lost episode of Seinfeld.
            so "Stain Her Deck" is what the kids are calling it now?
            “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

            "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

            "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

            Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
              so "Stain Her Deck" is what the kids are calling it now?
              Indeed. And that's "mancha tu terraza" if you ever need to put that on a spanish greeting card.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Ken View Post
                Indeed. And that's "mancha tu terraza" if you ever need to put that on a spanish greeting card.
                ah...my past rears it's ugly head once again.
                “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

                "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

                "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

                Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
                  ah...my past rears it's ugly head once again.
                  keep the tradition alive, I hope your wife enjoys her card and her deck stain!

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Gregg View Post
                    How did it go?
                    It's only been 11 days. My usual frequency is 4-5 weeks.

                    Ottawa Triple Eh's | P.I.M.P.S. | 14 team keep forever
                    Champions 16,21 | Runner up 17,19-20

                    The FOS (retired) | MTARBL | 12 team AL 5x5
                    Champions 01,05,17 | Runner up 13-15,20

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by virgonomic View Post
                      It's only been 11 days. My usual frequency is 4-5 weeks.
                      You’ve gotta stain her deck more often than that.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Ken View Post
                        You’ve gotta stain her deck more often than that.
                        How often do you recommend, Dr Ken?
                        “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

                        "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

                        "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

                        Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
                          How often do you recommend, Dr Ken?
                          That's more of a Fresno Bob kinda question........
                          If I whisper my wicked marching orders into the ether with no regard to where or how they may bear fruit, I am blameless should a broken spirit carry those orders out upon the innocent, for it was not my hand that took the action merely my lips which let slip their darkest wish. ~Daniel Devereaux 2011

                          Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
                          Martin Luther King, Jr.

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                          • #43
                            does she do "Brazilians" ?
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                            • #44
                              Blanking on the poster from the old site who hit up on the car dealer receptionist by going back for the pen he left. Don't do that.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Igor View Post
                                Blanking on the poster from the old site who hit up on the car dealer receptionist by going back for the pen he left. Don't do that.
                                A leave-behind! Yeah, I've never seen that work out. Plus, I don't own a sable hat.

                                Ottawa Triple Eh's | P.I.M.P.S. | 14 team keep forever
                                Champions 16,21 | Runner up 17,19-20

                                The FOS (retired) | MTARBL | 12 team AL 5x5
                                Champions 01,05,17 | Runner up 13-15,20

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