What is the worst thing that ever happened to you on a date ?

[Don Quixote]

I think of Hammer's story every Passover. When someone overhears me muttering, "I hope they're not serving pot roast," I get some very strange looks.

[ThatRogue]

Whatever happened to that story? Was it brought over from the old site? I remember simultaneously feeling bad for Pete...but laughing uncontrollably while reading it.

Nevermind...I found it (or at least this abbreviated version of it).

[ThatRogue]

A woman's version of a Hammer-like story? http://www.mtv.com/news/2798040/blot...xrs=_s.tw_news

[bryanbutler]

not one mention of the friarfan chronicles in a thread about the worst thing that happened to you on a date?!?

[Steve]

This is not the worst, but it's a silly story. On one of my wife's and mine first dates we were at a "fancy" restaurant. One of the waitresses walked past our table and I admit my eyes wandered a bit as she was wearing a very short skirt. (I'm terrible). Anyway, I look back and my future wife is busy dabbing the white table cloth with a napkin. Apparently, she had eaten a cherry tomato from her salad, bit it in the middle and it sprayed tomato bits and seeds all over the table while my head was turned.

Now before you get started on me, my wife NEVER minded if she ever caught me looking at another woman. She said that just proved that I was a guy and that my heart was still beating! Rats, now I'm tearing up again.