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Originally posted by senorsheep
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Weird? No, you're just an OLD MAN!
If DMT didn't exist we would have to invent it. There has to be a weirdest thing. Once we have the concept weird, there has to be a weirdest thing. And DMT is simply it.
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Bullshit is everywhere. - George Carlin (& Jon Stewart)
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My driver's license says I am. I sure don't feel that old. LOLOriginally posted by DMT View PostWeird? No, you're just an OLD MAN!
For all the struggles that arose from having my babies as a young'un, it is nice to finish the race while I still have some energy left.
"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less."
"The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things."
"The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master - that's all."Comment
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Congrats, LJ!I always liked Alfonseca and he is twice the pitcher Hall of Famer Mordecai Brown was - cavebird 12-8-05
You'd be surprised on how much 16 months in a federal pen can motivate you - gashousegang 7-31-06
"...That said, the hippo will always be the gold standard here" - Heyelander's VD XII avatar analysis of SeaDogStat 1-29-07
It's surprising that attempts to coordinate large groups of socially retarded people would end in this kind of chaos. - Cobain's Ghost 12-19-07Comment
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I haven't slept with an RJ wife or girlfriend in 2 years!Originally posted by heyelander View Post"You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper
"One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus KinskiComment
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that sounds like right about the time you met my ex and she left me.Originally posted by Fresno Bob View PostI'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...Comment
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I am 59 and my youngest will be 17 next month.Originally posted by eldiablo505
I hope we will still be doing this when your son turns 18.Comment
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Babies galore ... the RJ Baby Boom
Congrats LJComment
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wow, what does your wife say about that ...Originally posted by Fresno Bob View Post
btw, congrats LJIt certainly feels that way. But I'm distrustful of that feeling and am curious about evidence.Comment
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Congrats LJ!!Its not what you've got. Its what you give.
Its not the life you choose. Its the life you live--TESLA
Princess Kate-Kate Marie Hrischuk 9/12/00-1/27/07Comment
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Wait till CBB goes to get some Chik-Fil-AOriginally posted by Fresno Bob View PostIf I whisper my wicked marching orders into the ether with no regard to where or how they may bear fruit, I am blameless should a broken spirit carry those orders out upon the innocent, for it was not my hand that took the action merely my lips which let slip their darkest wish. ~Daniel Devereaux 2011
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
Martin Luther King, Jr.Comment
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Congrats mateyComment
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to be perfectly clear, your ex was not the last RJ wife I slept with....Originally posted by heyelander View Post"You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper
"One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus KinskiComment
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it's way too hot in Texas to sleep with Mrs Box this summerOriginally posted by GwynnInTheHall View Post"You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper
"One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus KinskiComment
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Congrats, LJ! Girls are the best
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Second. Two girls now.Originally posted by revo View Post
I still have the only penis in the household (includes the dog)."Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?"
"Certainly. You take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban!"Comment
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