if RJ posters could run the country

[bryanbutler]

i started to actually reply to the thread about "If I wanted America to fail" thread, but thought it was better in a separate thread.

if you could put the crew of RJ posters in prominent political positions, how would you do it?

you can either pick for success (in your view) or not so much (more like the current gridlock).

for instance, for gridlock, you might choose, say:

President - GITH
VP - elD
state - bhob
treasury - oneJ
HHS - rotorooter
speaker - gregg
senate majority leader - MJ
justice - teenwolf
defense - revo
education - B-fly
chief justice - lucky (no-brainer)
anything - nullnor

...

not that they individually are ludicrous, because i think every one of them has proposed things that i agree with in their particular area, but the collection of them in those positions would be, well, interesting.

you get the picture.

[GwynnInTheHall]

i started to actually reply to the thread about "If I wanted America to fail" thread, but thought it was better in a separate thread.

if you could put the crew of RJ posters in prominent political positions, how would you do it?

you can either pick for success (in your view) or not so much (more like the current gridlock).

for instance, for gridlock, you might choose, say:

President - GITH
VP - elD
state - bhob
treasury - oneJ
HHS - rotorooter
speaker - gregg
senate majority leader - MJ
justice - teenwolf
defense - revo
education - B-fly
chief justice - lucky (no-brainer)
anything - nullnor

...

not that they individually are ludicrous, because i think every one of them has proposed things that i agree with in their particular area, but the collection of them in those positions would be, well, interesting.

you get the picture.

I could never be President--I'm too smart and I'd bang all the interns. Plus I'd tell everyone the truth which would reduce my life expectancy to about 3 hours.

[onejayhawk]

i started to actually reply to the thread about "If I wanted America to fail" thread, but thought it was better in a separate thread.

if you could put the crew of RJ posters in prominent political positions, how would you do it?

you can either pick for success (in your view) or not so much (more like the current gridlock).

for instance, for gridlock, you might choose, say:

President - GITH
VP - elD
state - bhob
treasury - oneJ
HHS - rotorooter
speaker - gregg
senate majority leader - MJ
justice - teenwolf
defense - revo
education - B-fly
chief justice - lucky (no-brainer)
anything - nullnor

...

not that they individually are ludicrous, because i think every one of them has proposed things that i agree with in their particular area, but the collection of them in those positions would be, well, interesting.

you get the picture.

Flattered as I am, where is chancellor and Judge Jude? I like that you put elD where he could do the least damage.

J

[Long John]

President - GITH
VP - elD
state - bhob
treasury - oneJ
HHS - rotorooter
speaker - gregg
senate majority leader - MJ
justice - teenwolf
defense - revo
education - B-fly
chief justice - lucky (no-brainer)
anything - nullnor

That's enough to get me to move to Belgium.

[B-Fly]

GITH would pull half of his own cabinet out of their trucks and beat them.

If I were staffing the country with RJ-ers, I'd go...

President - Kevin Seitzer
VP - nakedricci
State - Revo
Treasury - Oakland A's
HHS - InTheCorn
Defense - Bhob
Justice - umjewboy
House Speaker - Jason
Senate Majority Leader - Hornsby
FCC - Fresno Bob
National Archives - Mith
Interior - nullnor
Commerce - heyelander
Press Secretary - BillBuckner
Supreme Court - Lucky (Chief), B-Fly, senorsheep, Judge Jude, Jude Baldo, chancellor, elD, bryanbutler, TSGarp

[umjewman]

GITH would pull half of his own cabinet out of their trucks and beat them.

If I were staffing the country with RJ-ers, I'd go...

President - Kevin Seitzer
VP - nakedricci
State - Revo
Treasury - Oakland A's
HHS - InTheCorn
Defense - Bhob
Justice - umjewboy
House Speaker - Jason
Senate Majority Leader - Hornsby
FCC - Fresno Bob
National Archives - Mith
Interior - nullnor
Commerce - heyelander
Press Secretary - BillBuckner
Supreme Court - Lucky (Chief), B-Fly, senorsheep, Judge Jude, Jude Baldo, chancellor, elD, bryanbutler, TSGarp

No packing the Supreme Court with liberals, eh?

I'm psyched to get a position in the RJ government. Like GITH, I will also bang the interns.

Also, making copies in the National Archives will be soooooooo expensive with Mith in charge.

[B-Fly]

No packing the Supreme Court with liberals, eh?

It's not all liberals. I think that Court would occasionally issue a ruling that would surprise folks.

[B-Fly]

That's enough to get me to move to Belgium.

LOL. You just want to move to Belgium for the beer.

[senorsheep]

Supreme Court - Lucky (Chief), B-Fly, senorsheep, Judge Jude, Jude Baldo, chancellor, elD, bryanbutler, TSGarp

I'll start working on my dissents now...

[Fresno Bob]

I'm not banging any interns, as head of the FCC, it's supermodels and actresses for me!

[JudeBaldo]

I'll start working on my dissents now...

We would probably be on the opposing ends of decisions. Though I don't' think we disagree on much lol.

[TranaGreg]

... If I were staffing the country with RJ-ers, I'd go...

President - Kevin Seitzer
...
State - Revo
...
Defense - Bhob

I'd want to be a fly on the wall for some of those closed door sessions ... like: "North Korea - potential partner or parking lot?"

[Bob Kohm]

I'd want to be a fly on the wall for some of those closed door sessions ... like: "North Korea - potential partner or parking lot?"

We'e keeping you out of the session I hold Day Two of the Administration-- 54"40' Or Fight Renewed. Gotta keep you damned Canadian cartographers well away from that discussion...

[TranaGreg]

We'e keeping you out of the session I hold Day Two of the Administration-- 54"40' Or Fight Renewed. Gotta keep you damned Canadian cartographers well away from that discussion...

Hey, I'll be busy plotting with virgonomic & wannabegriffey in the RJ Canadian Parliament. That "If I wanted the US to fail" video was a good first start, eh?

[Bob Kohm]

Hey, I'll be busy plotting with virgonomic & wannabegriffey in the RJ Canadian Parliament. That "If I wanted the US to fail" video was a good first start, eh?

Dream on, Canuck. I already know the title of my memoirs-- The Point Roberts Affair-- and its first page begins with, "Most of those silly poutine eating bastards never even knew we already had a beach head and weren't canny enough to listen to the council of TranaGreg when he warned them about it." :P