Thomas the Tool

[Erik]

I have friends from high school who I still see and consider my closest friends, but we disagree on several things I can thing of with religion being the the first.

They're not down with Otterism?

[Erik]

We're overlooking one angle here:

Goalies are weird. Really weird. All of them.

[Steve]

They're not down with Otterism?

Surprisingly, no...

[Long John]

We're overlooking one angle here:

Goalies are weird. Really weird. All of them.

That's actually a really good point. Goalies are incredibly odd.

[Mithrandir]

The fact that they choose to have a hard rubber disc shot at them upwards of 100 MPH makes that obvious

[Judge Jude]

Goalies are very often the best interviews, as are catchers - because they each are so intensely engaged in the game, I suppose.

[BuckyBuckner]

That's actually a really good point. Goalies are incredibly odd.

Yep. I was a goalie in hockey and soccer. I wonder if that makes me doubly weird.

[Erik]

Goalies are very often the best interviews

[Gregg]

Yep. I was a goalie in hockey and soccer. I wonder if that makes me doubly weird.

Umm...well...er...these reasons would be....uh....further down on my BuckyBuckner list...just sayin.

I mean how does this sound?

Bob Kohm and Gregg having coffee after church:

Bob Kohm: "Boy that BuckyBuckner is a nice guy but he sure is weird."

Gregg: "Yeah we finally agree on something."

Bob Kohm: "I bet it is because he played goalie in both soccer and hockey."

Gregg: " No his weirdness transcends the goalie theory."

Bob Kohm: "No it doesn't and you are an idiot."

Gregg: "Let us pray."
]

[nullnor]

Goalie: It make me sick. My allergy, puke every time, bleugh! Like that, puke.
Paul Newman: You're a goalie. You're supposed to be like that.

..it would be weird if universes become parallel instead of starting off that way. like, God is watching our universe on TV. and then something really weird happens and he's like, 'well that doesn't seem very believable' and changes the channel and we become a parallel universe or channel instead of the main one.

..what was the deal with Delonte West not going to the White House? first he said he was banned then the secret service said he wasn't. im inclined to believe the secret service. imo the universe is getting weirder or more parallel.

instead of Schrödinger's Cat, use a Hockey anology. is the puck in the net or did the goalie make the save? what if the puck can be inside the net and still out on the ice at the same time? what if, by checking to see, the goalie causes one of the results to be true.

quantum physics and hockey suddenly seems more fun than football.

[BuckyBuckner]

Umm...well...er...these reasons would be....uh....further down on my BuckyBuckner list...just sayin.

I mean how does this sound?

Bob Kohm and Gregg having coffee after church:

Bob Kohm: "Boy that BuckyBuckner is a nice guy but he sure is weird."

Gregg: "Yeah we finally agree on something."

Bob Kohm: "I bet it is because he played goalie in both soccer and hockey."

Gregg: " No his weirdness transcends the goalie theory."

Bob Kohm: "No it doesn't and you are an idiot."

Gregg: "Let us pray."
]

Haha, too funny Gregg.

[Erik]

Bob Kohm: "No it doesn't and you are an idiot."

Gregg: "Let us pray."
]

I don't think Bob would call you an idiot to your face. He'd probably stop at imbecile.

[Erik]

..it would be weird if universes become parallel instead of starting off that way. like, God is watching our universe on TV. and then something really weird happens and he's like, 'well that doesn't seem very believable' and changes the channel and we become a parallel universe or channel instead of the main one.

..what was the deal with Delonte West not going to the White House? first he said he was banned then the secret service said he wasn't. im inclined to believe the secret service. imo the universe is getting weirder or more parallel.

instead of Schrödinger's Cat, use a Hockey anology. is the puck in the net or did the goalie make the save? what if the puck can be inside the net and still out on the ice at the same time? what if, by checking to see, the goalie causes one of the results to be true.

quantum physics and hockey suddenly seems more fun than football.

This is way more serious thought than Tim Thomas deserves.

[Steve]

instead of Schrödinger's Cat, .

I changed the name of my fantasy football team to Schrödinger's Otters this year and finished third! First time in the money in a while!

[DMT]

Umm...well...er...these reasons would be....uh....further down on my BuckyBuckner list...just sayin.

I mean how does this sound?

Bob Kohm and Gregg having coffee after church:

Bob Kohm: "Boy that BuckyBuckner is a nice guy but he sure is weird."

Gregg: "Yeah we finally agree on something."

Bob Kohm: "I bet it is because he played goalie in both soccer and hockey."

Gregg: " No his weirdness transcends the goalie theory."

Bob Kohm: "No it doesn't and you are an idiot."

Gregg: "Let us pray."
]

That was a definite LOL.