Bigfoot Hunting License

[madducks]

Now that the elections are all settled, we can start tackling the important issues.

Oklahoma State Rep. Justin Humphrey introduced a real-life bill Wednesday calling for the Oklahoma Wildlife Commission to establish an official bigfoot hunting season, complete with licenses and tags.

But, there's a catch ... Humphrey reportedly wants people to trap bigfoot instead of killing it, and hopes to create a $25,000 bounty for the first person to catch the creature.

https://www.tmz.com/2021/01/21/bigfo...l-legislation/

[umjewman]

Steve is a full-throated supporter and is first in line for a license.

[madducks]

I was wondering, if you catch a littlefoot, do you have to throw him back?

[revo]

Might not be PC these days, but in college we called hooking up with uhhh, fat chicks "Bigfoot Hunting."

[chancellor]

Might not be PC these days, but in college we called hooking up with uhhh, fat chicks "Bigfoot Hunting."

The only suitable response:

[GwynnInTheHall]

As someone who sang lead in a cover band in the 80's--this is pretty accurate.

[Judge Jude]

I remember visiting Utah, and jackalopes were a popular meme - even before memes existed.

if this bill gets 100 people to sign up for Bigfoot licenses and tags for spits and giggles, it's a net win.

if they hire any marketing specialist worth their salt, they can sell these suckers all over the world.....

[Sour Masher]

I remember visiting Utah, and jackalopes were a popular meme - even before memes existed.

if this bill gets 100 people to sign up for Bigfoot licenses and tags for spits and giggles, it's a net win.

if they hire any marketing specialist worth their salt, they can sell these suckers all over the world.....

Yeah, I am torn on this....my initial reaction was yours...why not, this could be a tourist boon and a money maker, and is a fun thing that taken the right way would remain that way. But then I remembered how many gullible people buy all in on the most absurd things, and own real life guns to boot. I like the bit where they have to bring bigfoot in alive, but I fear it could still not end well for someone down the road.

[Judge Jude]

I don't think that many hunters are killing many humans in any state....

[Sour Masher]

I don't think that many hunters are killing many humans in any state....

I think you are being generous in labeling some of the folks that would buy these licences typical hunters.

[The Feral Slasher]

I like the bit where they have to bring bigfoot in alive, but I fear it could still not end well for someone down the road.

What did you call him ? His name is Darrel

[Steve 2.0]

Now that the elections are all settled, we can start tackling the important issues.

Oklahoma State Rep. Justin Humphrey introduced a real-life bill Wednesday calling for the Oklahoma Wildlife Commission to establish an official bigfoot hunting season, complete with licenses and tags.

But, there's a catch ... Humphrey reportedly wants people to trap bigfoot instead of killing it, and hopes to create a $25,000 bounty for the first person to catch the creature.

https://www.tmz.com/2021/01/21/bigfo...l-legislation/

This pisses me off to no end. They should be spending time on real issues or resign.

[madducks]

[Gregg]

This pisses me off to no end. They should be spending time on real issues or resign.

So you are saying you don't think this is a real issue? Are you Bigfoot?

[Steve 2.0]

So you are saying you don't think this is a real issue? Are you Bigfoot?

as far as you know....