if you could pick anyone to be

real or fiction

i would be that guy from lord of the rings Radagast, even tho he had bird shit on his head.

funny story, roommate had a bird once. one morning it was walking on my GF's head. she was like cool, there's a bird walking on my head as she was waking up from sleeping. ..i intervened and took it off before it shit on her head. i didn't tell her why and she protested. it was a secret between me and the bird i guess. heh. it was almost like the bird liked to do it.

[GwynnInTheHall]

Thanos with the infinity stones.

[chancellor]

Thanos with the infinity stones.

I get it now. Bring me on as co-manager so you can sacrifice me for the Soul Stone. Bastage.

[GwynnInTheHall]

I get it now. Bring me on as co-manager so you can sacrifice me for the Soul Stone. Bastage.

I'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for you pesky kids!