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  • #1

    How to date your hairdresser

    I've been going to the same hairdresser on and off for years. She's Iranian and very attractive. Today she mentioned that if she found a very rich boyfriend she would quit her job. She's mentioned being single several times over the years.

    She mentioned that she needed to stain her deck and I missed a golden opportunity to offer help; I will follow up next time.

    Any other tips? This could be a lost episode of Seinfeld.

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  • #2
    How rich are you?
    "I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth."

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Mithrandir View Post
      How rich are you?
      85th percentile in the province.

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      • #4
        Does she have Man Hands?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by revo View Post
          Does she have Man Hands?
          Does she have the same dress on everytime that you see her?
          "I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth."

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          • #6
            Originally posted by revo View Post
            Does she have Man Hands?
            No - nicely manicured.

            Originally posted by Mithrandir View Post
            Does she have the same dress on everytime that you see her?
            I had to think about that for a second. She had a LBD on today; she isn't a superhero.

            Ottawa Triple Eh's | P.I.M.P.S. | 14 team keep forever
            Champions 16,21 | Runner up 17,19-20

            The FOS (retired) | MTARBL | 12 team AL 5x5
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            • #7
              is she always naked around the house?
              finished 10th in this 37th yr in 11-team-only NL 5x5
              own picks 1, 2, 5, 6, 9 in April 2022 1st-rd farmhand draft
              won in 2017 15 07 05 04 02 93 90 84

              SP SGray 16, TWalker 10, AWood 10, Price 3, KH Kim 2, Corbin 10
              RP Bednar 10, Bender 10, Graterol 2
              C Stallings 2, Casali 1
              1B Votto 10, 3B ERios 2, 1B Zimmerman 2, 2S Chisholm 5, 2B Hoerner 5, 2B Solano 2, 2B LGarcia 10, SS Gregorius 17
              OF Cain 14, Bader 1, Daza 1

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              • #8
                I've met you in person, wear your puffy shirt............
                If I whisper my wicked marching orders into the ether with no regard to where or how they may bear fruit, I am blameless should a broken spirit carry those orders out upon the innocent, for it was not my hand that took the action merely my lips which let slip their darkest wish. ~Daniel Devereaux 2011

                Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
                Martin Luther King, Jr.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Judge Jude View Post
                  is she always naked around the house?
                  That's how I picture her.

                  Originally posted by GwynnInTheHall View Post
                  I've met you in person, wear your puffy shirt............
                  I don't wanna be a pirate!

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                  Champions 16,21 | Runner up 17,19-20

                  The FOS (retired) | MTARBL | 12 team AL 5x5
                  Champions 01,05,17 | Runner up 13-15,20

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                  • #10
                    Better make sure she looks good outside of her salon! Maybe she has good lighting in there.
                    "I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth."

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by virgonomic View Post
                      I don't wanna be a pirate!
                      This is what MLB free agents say to their representation during the winter months.
                      “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

                      ― Albert Einstein

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                      • #12
                        #snaredrum
                        finished 10th in this 37th yr in 11-team-only NL 5x5
                        own picks 1, 2, 5, 6, 9 in April 2022 1st-rd farmhand draft
                        won in 2017 15 07 05 04 02 93 90 84

                        SP SGray 16, TWalker 10, AWood 10, Price 3, KH Kim 2, Corbin 10
                        RP Bednar 10, Bender 10, Graterol 2
                        C Stallings 2, Casali 1
                        1B Votto 10, 3B ERios 2, 1B Zimmerman 2, 2S Chisholm 5, 2B Hoerner 5, 2B Solano 2, 2B LGarcia 10, SS Gregorius 17
                        OF Cain 14, Bader 1, Daza 1

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                        • #13
                          Is her name “Tatiana?”

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by revo View Post
                            Is her name “Tatiana?”
                            I forget her name, but it rhymes with a part of the female anatomy.

                            Ottawa Triple Eh's | P.I.M.P.S. | 14 team keep forever
                            Champions 16,21 | Runner up 17,19-20

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                            Champions 01,05,17 | Runner up 13-15,20

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by virgonomic View Post
                              I forget her name, but it rhymes with a part of the female anatomy.
                              Mulva?

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