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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregg View Post
    NO! That is so wrong. She most likely was playing around with the rich guy comment. You would be suggesting she is a gold digger. Even if she is she won't find it funny or cute or let's go on a date material.

    Just a simple reply do you date clients? And then be quiet and let her talk. You will know if she has interest very quickly.
    Gold, Jerry, gold!

    Quote Originally Posted by Sour Masher View Post
    Listen to Gregg. For a dude who has been married since the stone age, he got mad game. I can tell by these comments. Be smooth with it and wait for your spot. You had it already, but let it pass. Don't end up like George Costanza and think of a comeback after the fact. Have it locked and ready to go if/when it comes up again.
    The Jerk Store called and they are running out of you! Great analogy. Yes, I let one get away already.

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    So what? You're their all time best seller!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mithrandir View Post
    So what? You're their all time best seller!
    Oh yeah? Well I have a fetish for women in comas!

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    How did it go?

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    Quote Originally Posted by virgonomic View Post
    I've been going to the same hairdresser on and off for years. She's Iranian and very attractive. Today she mentioned that if she found a very rich boyfriend she would quit her job. She's mentioned being single several times over the years.

    She mentioned that she needed to stain her deck and I missed a golden opportunity to offer help; I will follow up next time.

    Any other tips? This could be a lost episode of Seinfeld.
    so "Stain Her Deck" is what the kids are calling it now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
    so "Stain Her Deck" is what the kids are calling it now?
    Indeed. And that's "mancha tu terraza" if you ever need to put that on a spanish greeting card.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Indeed. And that's "mancha tu terraza" if you ever need to put that on a spanish greeting card.
    ah...my past rears it's ugly head once again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
    ah...my past rears it's ugly head once again.
    keep the tradition alive, I hope your wife enjoys her card and her deck stain!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregg View Post
    How did it go?
    It's only been 11 days. My usual frequency is 4-5 weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by virgonomic View Post
    It's only been 11 days. My usual frequency is 4-5 weeks.
    You’ve gotta stain her deck more often than that.

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