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    How to date your hairdresser

    I've been going to the same hairdresser on and off for years. She's Iranian and very attractive. Today she mentioned that if she found a very rich boyfriend she would quit her job. She's mentioned being single several times over the years.

    She mentioned that she needed to stain her deck and I missed a golden opportunity to offer help; I will follow up next time.

    Any other tips? This could be a lost episode of Seinfeld.

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    How rich are you?
    "I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mithrandir View Post
    How rich are you?
    85th percentile in the province.

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    Does she have Man Hands?

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    Quote Originally Posted by revo View Post
    Does she have Man Hands?
    Does she have the same dress on everytime that you see her?
    "I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth."

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    Quote Originally Posted by revo View Post
    Does she have Man Hands?
    No - nicely manicured.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mithrandir View Post
    Does she have the same dress on everytime that you see her?
    I had to think about that for a second. She had a LBD on today; she isn't a superhero.

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    is she always naked around the house?
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    I've met you in person, wear your puffy shirt............
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    Quote Originally Posted by Judge Jude View Post
    is she always naked around the house?
    That's how I picture her.

    Quote Originally Posted by GwynnInTheHall View Post
    I've met you in person, wear your puffy shirt............
    I don't wanna be a pirate!

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    Better make sure she looks good outside of her salon! Maybe she has good lighting in there.
    "I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth."

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