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    Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

    No, I have no source. Do I have to do all the heavy lifting around here?


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    Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
    No, I have no source.
    That's a lie, you have a source: http://forum.rotojunkiefix.com/showt...l=1#post375001

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Lying is also one of my new shticks.
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    Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
    Lying is also one of my new shticks.
    It's pretty vouge nowadays.
    If I whisper my wicked marching orders into the ether with no regard to where or how they may bear fruit, I am blameless should a broken spirit carry those orders out upon the innocent, for it was not my hand that took the action merely my lips which let slip their darkest wish. ~Daniel Devereaux 2011

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    Quote Originally Posted by GwynnInTheHall View Post
    It's pretty vouge nowadays.
    If I ever become POTUS, I'll stop. How about that?
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    Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
    If I ever become POTUS, I'll stop. How about that?
    Nah, ride the horse that get's you there...…..
    If I whisper my wicked marching orders into the ether with no regard to where or how they may bear fruit, I am blameless should a broken spirit carry those orders out upon the innocent, for it was not my hand that took the action merely my lips which let slip their darkest wish. ~Daniel Devereaux 2011

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
    Lying is also one of my new shticks.
    Clearly, because you said you only have two new shticks but the lying is a third new shtick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    I wouldn't call me a reliable source. I could be lying about what Wikipedia said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by umjewman View Post
    I wouldn't call me a reliable source. I could be lying about what Wikipedia said.
    get your own shtick
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    Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
    get your own shtick
    Why would I do that? Do I have to do all the heavy lifting around here?

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