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Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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  • #16
    Originally posted by umjewman View Post
    I think it would have bothered Steve 1.0, but Steve 2.0 has more important things to do. Like lifting rocks. Which he can do because he's an otter. Possibly.
    Steve 2.0 is much more edgy.
    “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

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    Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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    • #17
      Originally posted by umjewman View Post
      I think it would have bothered Steve 1.0, but Steve 2.0 has more important things to do. Like lifting rocks. Which he can do because he's an otter. Possibly.
      Possibly 2.0 otters. Which makes the lifting half as difficult.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
        Please continue to copy my shticks.
        I think you're lying.
        I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Ken View Post
          Possibly 2.0 otters. Which makes the lifting half as difficult.
          I will prove this statement true if my research grant comes through on whether or not otters can, in fact, lift rocks.

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          • #20
            Here's a trophy for all the heavy lifting you did here a couple years back:

            "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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            • #21
              Human sperm don’t wiggle, but roll like ‘playful otters’ as they swim, study says | CNN
              https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/31/health/sperm-swimming-movement-wellness/index.html
              For more than 340 years, science believed a man’s sperm wiggled its way to its prize, much like a snake slithering side to side through water. Now, a new study says that movement was an optical illusion.
              "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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