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  • Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

    No, I have no source. Do I have to do all the heavy lifting around here?


    (Intro to two new shticks.....even I stole one from umjewman)
    “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

    "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

    "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

    Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

  • #2
    Originally posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
    No, I have no source.
    That's a lie, you have a source: http://forum.rotojunkiefix.com/showt...l=1#post375001

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Ken View Post
      Lying is also one of my new shticks.
      “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

      "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

      "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

      Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
        Lying is also one of my new shticks.
        It's pretty vouge nowadays.
        If I whisper my wicked marching orders into the ether with no regard to where or how they may bear fruit, I am blameless should a broken spirit carry those orders out upon the innocent, for it was not my hand that took the action merely my lips which let slip their darkest wish. ~Daniel Devereaux 2011

        Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
        Martin Luther King, Jr.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by GwynnInTheHall View Post
          It's pretty vouge nowadays.
          If I ever become POTUS, I'll stop. How about that?
          “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

          "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

          "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

          Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
            If I ever become POTUS, I'll stop. How about that?
            Nah, ride the horse that get's you there...…..
            If I whisper my wicked marching orders into the ether with no regard to where or how they may bear fruit, I am blameless should a broken spirit carry those orders out upon the innocent, for it was not my hand that took the action merely my lips which let slip their darkest wish. ~Daniel Devereaux 2011

            Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
            Martin Luther King, Jr.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
              Lying is also one of my new shticks.
              Clearly, because you said you only have two new shticks but the lying is a third new shtick.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Ken View Post
                I wouldn't call me a reliable source. I could be lying about what Wikipedia said.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by umjewman View Post
                  I wouldn't call me a reliable source. I could be lying about what Wikipedia said.
                  get your own shtick
                  “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

                  "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

                  "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

                  Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
                    get your own shtick
                    Why would I do that? Do I have to do all the heavy lifting around here?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by umjewman View Post
                      Why would I do that? Do I have to do all the heavy lifting around here?
                      Please continue to copy my shticks.
                      “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

                      "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

                      "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

                      Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by umjewman View Post
                        Why would I do that? Do I have to do all the heavy lifting around here?
                        Umjewman says otters lift heavy rocks.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Ken View Post
                          Umjewman says otters lift heavy rocks.
                          Steve - I think this "Ken" guy is also stealing your lying shtick.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by umjewman View Post
                            Steve - I think this "Ken" guy is also stealing your lying shtick.
                            I'd by lying if I said it bothered me.......or would I?
                            “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

                            "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

                            "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

                            Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
                              I'd by lying if I said it bothered me.......or would I?
                              I think it would have bothered Steve 1.0, but Steve 2.0 has more important things to do. Like lifting rocks. Which he can do because he's an otter. Possibly.

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