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  • #16
    Originally posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
    But, why spike a perfectly good pizza?
    So you can get a new one, obviously.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
      Send some over a year early, that'll confuse them.
      I sent my one niece's for last year and this year on the same day.
      I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...

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      • #18
        Originally posted by heyelander View Post
        I sent my one niece's for last year and this year on the same day.
        That's thinking ahead!
        “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

        "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

        "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

        Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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        • #19
          Originally posted by heyelander View Post
          I sent my one niece's for last year and this year on the same day.
          A delayed delivery service would be a neat business.

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          • #20
            not exactly a commercial but while in Cumberland farms I noticed they sold 'back woods off'. so I asked the cashier if it was better than front woods off. you know the bug spray. I wondered if there was a side woods off. I asked if there was a difference between the back of the woods and front? and if people were like 'hey, if your going in the back of the woods you better use this!' ..and that's not even asking about 'deep' woods off.

            I am not sure I am comfortable that they sell products around here labeled 'back woods'. it makes me feel like if I canoe down a river a mountain man may try to rape me to death.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by The Feral Slasher View Post
              Under Donald Trump all Americans are eilgibile for insurance !
              Eil Gibile died like a dog....whimpering and crying. He was scared out of his mind.
              "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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              • #22
                Originally posted by nullnor View Post
                not exactly a commercial but while in Cumberland farms I noticed they sold 'back woods off'. so I asked the cashier if it was better than front woods off. you know the bug spray. I wondered if there was a side woods off. I asked if there was a difference between the back of the woods and front? and if people were like 'hey, if your going in the back of the woods you better use this!' ..and that's not even asking about 'deep' woods off.

                I am not sure I am comfortable that they sell products around here labeled 'back woods'. it makes me feel like if I canoe down a river a mountain man may try to rape me to death.
                And yet OFF seems to be one of the products that actually works as good or better than advertised.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer View Post
                  Eil Gibile died like a dog....whimpering and crying. He was scared out of his mind.
                  Desperate man, burrowed lethally to no avail.
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                  Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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                  The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
                  George Orwell, 1984

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                  • #24
                    Consumer Reports' latest Off Ratings:

                    Deep Woods VII gets a 94 (tied for 1st)
                    Deep Woods IV gets an 86
                    Deep Woods II, a 74
                    Deep Woods Towelette, a 64
                    Off-Botanical, a 36
                    Family Care I, a 28
                    Active, a 27
                    Family Care II, a 9

                    lowest scores I have ever seen for a product.
                    why do they still make the shitty ones?
                    finished 10th in this 37th yr in 11-team-only NL 5x5
                    own picks 1, 2, 5, 6, 9 in April 2022 1st-rd farmhand draft
                    won in 2017 15 07 05 04 02 93 90 84

                    SP SGray 16, TWalker 10, AWood 10, Price 3, KH Kim 2, Corbin 10
                    RP Bednar 10, Bender 10, Graterol 2
                    C Stallings 2, Casali 1
                    1B Votto 10, 3B ERios 2, 1B Zimmerman 2, 2S Chisholm 5, 2B Hoerner 5, 2B Solano 2, 2B LGarcia 10, SS Gregorius 17
                    OF Cain 14, Bader 1, Daza 1

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Judge Jude View Post
                      Consumer Reports' latest Off Ratings:

                      Deep Woods VII gets a 94 (tied for 1st)
                      Deep Woods IV gets an 86
                      Deep Woods II, a 74
                      Deep Woods Towelette, a 64
                      Off-Botanical, a 36
                      Family Care I, a 28
                      Active, a 27
                      Family Care II, a 9

                      lowest scores I have ever seen for a product.
                      why do they still make the shitty ones?
                      Without looking my guess would be that the lower rated ones are considered the safest to use. But because they are safe they also do not work well.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Gregg View Post
                        Without looking my guess would be that the lower rated ones are considered the safest to use. But because they are safe they also do not work well.
                        good call! I see the crappy ones use little to no DEET. highest rated one is at 30 percent
                        finished 10th in this 37th yr in 11-team-only NL 5x5
                        own picks 1, 2, 5, 6, 9 in April 2022 1st-rd farmhand draft
                        won in 2017 15 07 05 04 02 93 90 84

                        SP SGray 16, TWalker 10, AWood 10, Price 3, KH Kim 2, Corbin 10
                        RP Bednar 10, Bender 10, Graterol 2
                        C Stallings 2, Casali 1
                        1B Votto 10, 3B ERios 2, 1B Zimmerman 2, 2S Chisholm 5, 2B Hoerner 5, 2B Solano 2, 2B LGarcia 10, SS Gregorius 17
                        OF Cain 14, Bader 1, Daza 1

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Gregg View Post
                          Without looking my guess would be that the lower rated ones are considered the safest to use. But because they are safe they also do not work well.
                          Safest for the mosquitoes too!

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                          • #28
                            demographics show a high correlation between those who drink non-alcoholic beer, eat plant-based burgers, and ineffective bug sprays


                            #yolo
                            finished 10th in this 37th yr in 11-team-only NL 5x5
                            own picks 1, 2, 5, 6, 9 in April 2022 1st-rd farmhand draft
                            won in 2017 15 07 05 04 02 93 90 84

                            SP SGray 16, TWalker 10, AWood 10, Price 3, KH Kim 2, Corbin 10
                            RP Bednar 10, Bender 10, Graterol 2
                            C Stallings 2, Casali 1
                            1B Votto 10, 3B ERios 2, 1B Zimmerman 2, 2S Chisholm 5, 2B Hoerner 5, 2B Solano 2, 2B LGarcia 10, SS Gregorius 17
                            OF Cain 14, Bader 1, Daza 1

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Judge Jude View Post
                              good call! I see the crappy ones use little to no DEET. highest rated one is at 30 percent
                              ah, a long time ago someone decided that 30% was the safe level for having Deet in a product. pshaw.

                              A friend of mine who used to work in the bush in northern Ontario would get straight deet thru a source (yes, that's a thing) ... it was the only thing that would keep the bugs away. They were logging things with paper & pencil, but would have to strip the yellow paint off the pencils first because the pure deet would instantly melt it.
                              It certainly feels that way. But I'm distrustful of that feeling and am curious about evidence.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by TranaGreg View Post
                                a long time ago
                                was it in a galaxy far far away?

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