Would you rather

[Gregg]

Good point, but I still think he wouldn't try to kill a non-boxer just standing there.

Unless he was offered $10M to do so.

[Steve 2.0]

Would you rather fight 10 Gregg-sized ducks or 1 duck-sized Gregg?

[Gregg]

Would you rather fight 10 Gregg-sized ducks or 1 duck-sized Gregg?

I heard the duck-sized Gregg has a .22.

[umjewman]

Would you rather fight 10 Gregg-sized ducks or 1 duck-sized Gregg?

Would you rather get punched anywhere by a duck-sized Mike Tyson or get shot by a horse-sized .22?

[umjewman]

I heard the duck-sized Gregg has a .22.

Gregg-sized ducks sounds like a really scary horror movie. No offense Gregg.

[Gregg]

Gregg-sized ducks sounds like a really scary horror movie. No offense Gregg.

No offense taken.

I am 6' tall and I weighed in at 214.8 a couple of days ago. I am thinking the duck would need fangs to be really scary.

[umjewman]

No offense taken.

I am 6' tall and I weighed in at 214.8 a couple of days ago. I am thinking the duck would need fangs to be really scary.

This is pretty scary, even without fangs.

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[Gregg]

This is pretty scary, even without fangs.

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Ghostbusters 2020?

[umjewman]

Ghostbusters 2020?

That's not a ghost, silly. It's a duck.

[Kevin Seitzer]

Would you rather fight a horse-sized otter and duck tag team, or Gregg with 1400 spiders that he is training to shoot Mike Tyson's .22?

[umjewman]

Would you rather fight a horse-sized otter and duck tag team, or Gregg with 1400 spiders that he is training to shoot Mike Tyson's .22?

How come they both get tag team partners and I have to fight alone? No fair.

[Kevin Seitzer]

How come they both get tag team partners and I have to fight alone? No fair.

Okay fine, you can have Mike Tyson with 30 years of aging.

[Steve 2.0]

Okay fine, you can have Mike Tyson with 30 years of aging.

it has to be a duck-sized Mike Tyson

[Gregg]

Would you rather get shot by a .22 anywhere you want on your body (it has to penetrate a part of your body, though, it can't be a shot through your hair or the tip of your fingernail or just a grazing) or get punched full force by peak Mike Tyson in a location of his choosing.

Mike is only 53. He has the knowledge on how to get maximum hurt with a single punch. If he is only at 3/4 of his strength at this age the combination could be lethal.

Getting shot with a .22 in a fleshy part of my body would not be lethal. I think it heals faster and with less pain than a broken jaw, broken teeth, and a broken nose. And that assumes the snap doesn't break my neck.

I will take the well placed shot with a .22 right in one of those inch and half love handles.

[Kevin Seitzer]

it has to be a duck-sized Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson who is 30 years old in duck years?