Would you rather

[Sour Masher]

Would you rather be given $10 million right now, and age naturally with all the normal illness and deterioration risks you have, or be guaranteed that until your natural expiration date, whenever that may be, you will not deteriorate due to aging from the point you are at now, and you won't get ill or develop any diseases. You won't be immortal--you can still get hit by a far and stuff--but you will never have a cold or flu, never develop cancer or heart disease, etc. You will just keel over the day you were going to die without such magical intervention.

[Sour Masher]

Would you rather get shot by a .22 anywhere you want on your body (it has to penetrate a part of your body, though, it can't be a shot through your hair or the tip of your fingernail or just a grazing) or get punched full force by peak Mike Tyson in a location of his choosing.

[B-Fly]

Would you rather be given $10 million right now, and age naturally with all the normal illness and deterioration risks you have, or be guaranteed that until your natural expiration date, whenever that may be, you will not deteriorate due to aging from the point you are at now, and you won't get ill or develop any diseases. You won't be immortal--you can still get hit by a far and stuff--but you will never have a cold or flu, never develop cancer or heart disease, etc. You will just keel over the day you were going to die without such magical intervention.

I think the no deterioration thing, although at $50 million or $100 million I might bite on the money.

[B-Fly]

Would you rather get shot by a .22 anywhere you want on your body (it has to penetrate a part of your body, though, it can't be a shot through your hair or the tip of your fingernail or just a grazing) or get punched full force by peak Mike Tyson in a location of his choosing.

Tyson. I hope he chooses kindly, lol.

[umjewman]

Tyson. I hope he chooses kindly, lol.

I think I would take the gunshot and just pick the least damaging area. Tyson could literally kill you.

But let's get back to these horse-sized ducks and these duck-sized horses. Where can I find one of each? What kind of sick fuck is breeding horse-sized ducks and duck-sized horses? I have a lot of questions.

[DMT]

Tyson is a pot-head now, so I don't think he'd try to kill me and I'd take the punch.

[Ken]

What kind of sick fuck is breeding horse-sized ducks and duck-sized horses

Other horse-sized ducks and other duck-sized horses presumably

[umjewman]

Tyson is a pot-head now, so I don't think he'd try to kill me and I'd take the punch.

The hypothetical was peak Tyson though.

[Kevin Seitzer]

The hypothetical was peak Tyson though.

So Tyson chose to live 10 years in his peak condition instead of 30 years with normal aging?

[umjewman]

So Tyson chose to live 10 years in his peak condition instead of 30 years with normal aging?

Tyson kicked the shit out of those duck-sized horses.

[Ken]

So Tyson chose to live 10 years in his peak condition instead of 30 years with normal aging?

He didn't need the $10 million.

[Steve 2.0]

He didn't need the $10 million.

How many duck-sized horses will $10 million buy?

[Steve 2.0]

Probably ten duck-sized horses.

You quack me up.

[Steve 2.0]

I think I would take the gunshot and just pick the least damaging area. Tyson could literally kill you.

But let's get back to these horse-sized ducks and these duck-sized horses. Where can I find one of each? What kind of sick fuck is breeding horse-sized ducks and duck-sized horses? I have a lot of questions.

I think we could make a mint. (or a duck-sized mint.....mint-sized duck?)

[DMT]

The hypothetical was peak Tyson though.

Good point, but I still think he wouldn't try to kill a non-boxer just standing there.