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    Happy Birthday GITH

    I just saw that it was your birthday.
    "Looks like I picked a bad day to give up sniffing glue.
    - Steven McCrosky (Lloyd Bridges) in Airplane

    i have epiphanies like that all the time. for example i was watching a basketball game today and realized pom poms are like a pair of tits. there's 2 of them. they're round. they shake. women play with them. thus instead of having two, cheerleaders have four boobs.
    - nullnor, speaking on immigration law in AZ.

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    Thanks ITC. Since this is a thread created by someone else for me, I'd like to use it to clarify today's events.


    I was born almost 60 years ago.

    We celebrated it with a wonderful breakfast and then a walk to the beach.

    all hell broke loose on the internet

    I went to work and had a great day.

    Home now wondering how I can continue this glorious day.

    Again, thanks ITC.
    If I whisper my wicked marching orders into the ether with no regard to where or how they may bear fruit, I am blameless should a broken spirit carry those orders out upon the innocent, for it was not my hand that took the action merely my lips which let slip their darkest wish. ~Daniel Devereaux 2011

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    So you're saying your 59 years old...
    "Looks like I picked a bad day to give up sniffing glue.
    - Steven McCrosky (Lloyd Bridges) in Airplane

    i have epiphanies like that all the time. for example i was watching a basketball game today and realized pom poms are like a pair of tits. there's 2 of them. they're round. they shake. women play with them. thus instead of having two, cheerleaders have four boobs.
    - nullnor, speaking on immigration law in AZ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by In the Corn View Post
    So you're saying your 59 years old...
    58, but I feel like I aged a year today for some reason.
    If I whisper my wicked marching orders into the ether with no regard to where or how they may bear fruit, I am blameless should a broken spirit carry those orders out upon the innocent, for it was not my hand that took the action merely my lips which let slip their darkest wish. ~Daniel Devereaux 2011

    Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
    Martin Luther King, Jr.

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    lets have a sexually transmitted disease draft and give each other a big hug. i am hoping someone will let me get Molluscum Contagiosum in the first round.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nullnor View Post
    lets have a sexually transmitted disease draft and give each other a big hug. i am hoping someone will let me get Molluscum Contagiosum in the first round.
    I heard you can contract that by spoiling a pit bull
    If I whisper my wicked marching orders into the ether with no regard to where or how they may bear fruit, I am blameless should a broken spirit carry those orders out upon the innocent, for it was not my hand that took the action merely my lips which let slip their darkest wish. ~Daniel Devereaux 2011

    Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
    Martin Luther King, Jr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nullnor View Post
    i am hoping someone will let me get Molluscum Contagiosum in the first round.
    :crickets:
    "Looks like I picked a bad day to give up sniffing glue.
    - Steven McCrosky (Lloyd Bridges) in Airplane

    i have epiphanies like that all the time. for example i was watching a basketball game today and realized pom poms are like a pair of tits. there's 2 of them. they're round. they shake. women play with them. thus instead of having two, cheerleaders have four boobs.
    - nullnor, speaking on immigration law in AZ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nullnor View Post
    lets have a sexually transmitted disease draft and give each other a big hug. i am hoping someone will let me get Molluscum Contagiosum in the first round.
    I think there is already a forum for VD
    Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Feral Slasher View Post
    I think there is already a forum for VD
    Pass it on
    If I whisper my wicked marching orders into the ether with no regard to where or how they may bear fruit, I am blameless should a broken spirit carry those orders out upon the innocent, for it was not my hand that took the action merely my lips which let slip their darkest wish. ~Daniel Devereaux 2011

    Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
    Martin Luther King, Jr.

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    Finally, a thread that makes me smile. I knew you guys had it in you!

    (and I don't mean the Molluscum Contagiosum ... though I really dunno ...)

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