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  • Happy Birthday GITH

    I just saw that it was your birthday.
    "Looks like I picked a bad day to give up sniffing glue.
    - Steven McCrosky (Lloyd Bridges) in Airplane

    i have epiphanies like that all the time. for example i was watching a basketball game today and realized pom poms are like a pair of tits. there's 2 of them. they're round. they shake. women play with them. thus instead of having two, cheerleaders have four boobs.
    - nullnor, speaking on immigration law in AZ.

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    Thanks ITC. Since this is a thread created by someone else for me, I'd like to use it to clarify today's events.


    I was born almost 60 years ago.

    We celebrated it with a wonderful breakfast and then a walk to the beach.

    all hell broke loose on the internet

    I went to work and had a great day.

    Home now wondering how I can continue this glorious day.

    Again, thanks ITC.
    If I whisper my wicked marching orders into the ether with no regard to where or how they may bear fruit, I am blameless should a broken spirit carry those orders out upon the innocent, for it was not my hand that took the action merely my lips which let slip their darkest wish. ~Daniel Devereaux 2011

    Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
    Martin Luther King, Jr.

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    • #3
      So you're saying your 59 years old...
      "Looks like I picked a bad day to give up sniffing glue.
      - Steven McCrosky (Lloyd Bridges) in Airplane

      i have epiphanies like that all the time. for example i was watching a basketball game today and realized pom poms are like a pair of tits. there's 2 of them. they're round. they shake. women play with them. thus instead of having two, cheerleaders have four boobs.
      - nullnor, speaking on immigration law in AZ.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by In the Corn View Post
        So you're saying your 59 years old...
        58, but I feel like I aged a year today for some reason.
        If I whisper my wicked marching orders into the ether with no regard to where or how they may bear fruit, I am blameless should a broken spirit carry those orders out upon the innocent, for it was not my hand that took the action merely my lips which let slip their darkest wish. ~Daniel Devereaux 2011

        Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
        Martin Luther King, Jr.

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        • #5
          lets have a sexually transmitted disease draft and give each other a big hug. i am hoping someone will let me get Molluscum Contagiosum in the first round.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by nullnor View Post
            lets have a sexually transmitted disease draft and give each other a big hug. i am hoping someone will let me get Molluscum Contagiosum in the first round.
            I heard you can contract that by spoiling a pit bull
            If I whisper my wicked marching orders into the ether with no regard to where or how they may bear fruit, I am blameless should a broken spirit carry those orders out upon the innocent, for it was not my hand that took the action merely my lips which let slip their darkest wish. ~Daniel Devereaux 2011

            Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
            Martin Luther King, Jr.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by nullnor View Post
              i am hoping someone will let me get Molluscum Contagiosum in the first round.
              :crickets:
              "Looks like I picked a bad day to give up sniffing glue.
              - Steven McCrosky (Lloyd Bridges) in Airplane

              i have epiphanies like that all the time. for example i was watching a basketball game today and realized pom poms are like a pair of tits. there's 2 of them. they're round. they shake. women play with them. thus instead of having two, cheerleaders have four boobs.
              - nullnor, speaking on immigration law in AZ.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by nullnor View Post
                lets have a sexually transmitted disease draft and give each other a big hug. i am hoping someone will let me get Molluscum Contagiosum in the first round.
                I think there is already a forum for VD
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                Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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                The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
                George Orwell, 1984

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by The Feral Slasher View Post
                  I think there is already a forum for VD
                  Pass it on
                  If I whisper my wicked marching orders into the ether with no regard to where or how they may bear fruit, I am blameless should a broken spirit carry those orders out upon the innocent, for it was not my hand that took the action merely my lips which let slip their darkest wish. ~Daniel Devereaux 2011

                  Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
                  Martin Luther King, Jr.

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                  • #10
                    Finally, a thread that makes me smile. I knew you guys had it in you!

                    (and I don't mean the Molluscum Contagiosum ... though I really dunno ...)
                    It certainly feels that way. But I'm distrustful of that feeling and am curious about evidence.

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                    • #11
                      A Happy Birthday thread in the Hot Topic section.

                      **** Gith





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                      • #12
                        Happy birthday ya shit starter!
                        "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
                        - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

                        "Your shitty future continues to offend me."
                        -Warren Ellis

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by fuhrdog View Post
                          A Happy Birthday thread in the Hot Topic section.

                          **** Gith





                          I keep waiting for it to explode. happy birthday
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                          Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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                          The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
                          George Orwell, 1984

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by The Feral Slasher View Post
                            I keep waiting for it to explode. happy birthday
                            Thanks, it may explode, give it time....
                            If I whisper my wicked marching orders into the ether with no regard to where or how they may bear fruit, I am blameless should a broken spirit carry those orders out upon the innocent, for it was not my hand that took the action merely my lips which let slip their darkest wish. ~Daniel Devereaux 2011

                            Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
                            Martin Luther King, Jr.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by GwynnInTheHall View Post
                              Thanks, it may explode, give it time....
                              Hopefully not. Would be nice if everyone calmed down
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                              Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
                              ---------------------------------------------
                              The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
                              George Orwell, 1984

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