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Thread: You know, I get Norway not wanting to sell Greenland to Trump.....

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    You know, I get Norway not wanting to sell Greenland to Trump.....

    .....but I'll give them $1.38 for it.

    ($1.38 is a funny amount of money, right?)
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    Den-mark bravely laughs in Trump's face!
    "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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    Denmark not Norway, Dammit.
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    Focus on the $1.38. That's the real star of the joke.
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    Denmark is in Norway. Paris is in Italy... Paris Italy. also a donut without a hole is a Danish

    hot tattoo Greenland chick

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    damn, Norway could have gotten $1.38 for nothing!!!
    It certainly feels that way. But I'm distrustful of that feeling and am curious about evidence.
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    don't bother with the land, get the real assets of Norway or Denmark or any of those Scandi places....

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    When a guy wants a little extra lebensraum, it's rude to deny him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin Seitzer View Post
    When a guy wants a little extra lebensraum, it's rude to deny him.
    Deny my boys lebensraum. Just wrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
    Focus on the $1.38. That's the real star of the joke.
    Too late. You've already shown your presidential qualities.

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